- 显然妳以前就做过 -才没有 - You've done this before. Obviously. - No.
噢 老天 很显然的 Oh, God. Obviously.
-我得回去工作了 -不要嘛 - I have to go back to work. - No.
-妳用不着回去工作 -要 我要 - You don't have to go to work. - Yes, I do.
-时间到了 -不...不要 - It's time. - No, no.
等一下! 再... Wait a minute. Just...
再给我10分钟 Just give me 10 minutes more.
再15、20分钟? 好啦 Fifteen, 20 minutes more? Come on.
-我想给妳看样东西 - 什麽? - I want to show you something. - What?
这是什麽? 这个要怎麽用? What's this? How does this work?
我可以先转一下吗? Am I supposed to twist it or something?
是妳吗? Was that you?
我们正在通过乱流 We're experiencing turbulence.
请繫好安全带 Please fasten your seat belts.
妳能给我杯咖啡吗? Can you get me a cup of coffee?
-没问题 -请预备降落 - No problem. - Prepare for landing.
我得去工作了 我们将在30分钟内降落 I have to get to work. We'll land in 30 minutes.
我是常客 所以可以享受优待 I'm a frequent flyer, I got a bonus.
早安 Good morning.
我们正接近芝加哥奥海尔国际机场 We are approaching Chicago's O'Hare International Airport.
请将香菸熄灭 并将座位回復到直立位置 Please extinguish all cigarettes. Return seats to the upright position.
当地时间为早上8点10分 The local time is 8:10 am.
谨代表全体组员感谢各位搭乘全美航空 On behalf of our crew, thank you for flying Trans Allied...
本公司为印第安纳熘马队指定航空公司 ...the official airline of the Indiana Pacers.
-联署不要在瑞格里球场加灯光 -我已经签过了...签过了 - Sign for no lights at Wrigley Field. - I've signed.
支持不在瑞格里球场加灯 No lights at Wrigley Field.
来自达文波特? 四城之一吗? From Davenport? One of the quad cities?
我听说那裡双子城好两倍 祝好运 Twice as good as the Twin Cities. Good luck.
马帝和马帝 维修人员 Matty and Matty, maintenance men.
这种机率有多高? 一栋楼裡有两位马帝 What are the odds of that? Two Mattys in one building.
宝莉 还在促销葡萄 Polly, still pushing grapes.
她在填申请表吗? Is she filling out an application?
不要! 通过那扇门就是地狱 Don't! It's hell through these doors!
凯西 告诉那位小姐广告界的真面目 Hi, Kathy. Tell that lady the truth about advertising.
这间公司就是地狱 BG and L hell!
这裡都是辛苦工作的人 Here's the guys who are working very hard.
直进裡面 我今天只能给这些 Right inside. It's all I can spare today.
- 谢了 小子 -叫我巴兹纳先生 - Thanks, dude. - Mr. Basner.
童工法的两个典范 看看他们的才能 Two examples for labor laws. Check out the talent.
我回来了! 还记得我吗? I'm back! Remember me?
他们在裡面 谢了!唐纳文 They're in there. Thanks, Donovan.
这是从巴拉马带回来的礼物 为什麽? Here's a gift from the Bahamas. Why?
因为妳让我狂笑...妳逗我笑 Because you crack me up. You make me laugh.
今天规定戴红领带吗? 没人通知我 Is this red tie day? Nobody told me.
- 血腥星期五 -听说克莱门的事吗? - Bloody Friday. - Hear what happened to Clemens?
- 他被开除了 - 我们开除了克莱门? - He got terminated. - We fired Clemens?
听到这个消息我很难过 I'm sorry to hear that.
他本来就是个浑球... He was an asshole. Come on.
-大卫? 你好吗? - 很好 - Dave? How are you? - All right.
恭喜你升迁 Congratulations on the promotion.
你太客气了 今天是你生日吗? That's big of you. Is today your birthday?
- 欢迎回来 巴纳兹 - 你想看我被太阳晒过的痕迹吗? - Welcome back, Basner. - You want to see my tan line?
克莱门走了 听说他在办公室裡有藏毒 Clemens is gone. Rumor has it he stored drugs in his cubicle.
- 把他椅子割开 - 把机场警犬找来 - Slice his chair. - Get airport dogs.
桃乐丝 妳想我吗? 当然想 Doris, did you miss me? Of course.
谢谢妳的短促性行为 妳把我累惨了 Thanks for the quickie. You wear me out.
把它熄了! 我看见烟了 Put it out. I see the smoke.
我们的菁英在哪裡? 我们的创意团队 Where are our best and brightest? Our creative aspect.
- 老闆回来了 - 你什麽都还没看 - The boss is back. - You don't check anything.
欢迎回来 巴纳兹先生 Welcome back, Mr. Basner.
你有10个紧急留言 但你现在应该在会议室 You have 10 urgent messages, but you're due in the conference room.
把这个修好! 它差点害死我 Get this fixed. It almost killed me.
- 什麽人拥有团队? - 我们拥有团队! - Who's got a team? - We got a team!
戴尔、瑞克、布莱恩、卡麦隆、蜜丝 Dale, Rick, Brian, Cameron, Mishi...
- 谁知道你的嘴亲过什麽 - 在巴哈马愉快吗? - Who knows where your lips have been. - How's the Bahamas?
你不会喜欢水肺潜水 因为你不能抽菸 You wouldn't like diving. You can't smoke.
真是太可爱了 布莱恩 真是太可爱了 This is adorable. Brian, that was great.
- 是谁把它锁上了? 开玩笑的 - Who locked it? - It's a joke.
这才是一间办公室 把盆栽拿走 It's an office. Let's lose the plant.
- 看看这个! 这才是男人的桌子 - 你有带礼物回来吗? - Look at this. It's a man's desk! - Bring any presents?
我替你们都准备了礼物 I have gifts for all...
包括从海底3百呎捞起来了船头凋像 ...including a figurehead from a ship 300 feet below the sea.
那是送我自己的 怎样? That's for me. What?
一个有窗户的办公室 An office with a window.
噢 给我的? 太美了 我们用不着操纵这些人 Oh, for me? This is lovely! We don't handle these people.
我从这上面就可以看到车祸 I can see traffic accidents.
- 好了 各位! - 仔细听 - Okay, staff! - Listen up.
先生女士们 第一个公事命令就是"出去" Guys and gals, the first order of business is: Out.
现在不工作 No work right now.
我喜欢简短的会议 I love short meetings.
我去採购了一番 新办公室 新衣服 新形象 I went shopping. New office, clothes, new image.
- 我们要开会 -我不会忘记的 - We have a meeting. - I won't forget.
告诉我吧! 谁都可以 Talk to me about it. Somebody, anybody.
客户喜欢它 The account loves it.
测试显示它的效果很好 尤其在我们的目标 欧洲 Tests show it does big. Especially in our target, Europe.
- 你做的很好 - 他加薪是应该的 - You do nice work. - He should, with that raise.
到此为止 谢谢各位 我们走 That's it. Thank you very much. Let's go.
现在... 关于午餐... Now, about that lunch...
不! 写个备忘录 放在我新办公室的桌子上 No, do that, and put the memo on my desk in my new office.
- 恭喜 - 谢谢 - Congratulations. - Thanks.
唐纳文 替我重播一次好吗? Donovan, play that back for me, okay?
不要 唐纳文... 大卫... No, don't, Donovan. David...
我知道有其他两家广告公司在挖角你 ...I know you've received two offers from agencies.
拒绝他们! 否则我会把你从窗户扔出去 Decline, or I'll throw you out your window.
干嘛? 他们又不升我当合伙人 Why? They won't make me a partner.
合伙人? Partner?
伯乐、卡加斯里欧文和巴纳兹? Boile, Gargas, Lionel and Basner?
就像约翰、保罗、乔治和李哥 Like John, Paul, George and Ringo.
- 你真的很自大 - 不是!只是很能干罢了 - You're pretty cocky. - No, just pretty capable.
尤其是创造出可爱、俗丽的广告... In creating cute and flashy commercials.
- 你得引进新客户 - 等着看好了 - You have to bring in new accounts. - Just watch me.
球在这裡! 好好的投进去 Here's one. Make it up right there.
你付他钱! You pay him!
- 我在跳舞... 我不觉得丢脸 - 妳喝醉了 - I'm dancing, I'm not embarrassed. - You're drunk.
我在喝酒 I'm having a drink.
把它喝光 Run it by.
喂! 大卫 Yo, Davey!
见见席拉和路易丝 Meet Sheila and Louise.
- 是露薏丝 - 太好了 - Louise. - Great.
你丢了结婚戒指吗? Did you lose the wedding ring?
- 这是我朋友珊珊 - 很高兴认识妳 - This is Sam. - Nice to meet you.
大卫 我很高兴你得到那职位 I'm glad you got the job. I mean it.
- 你会开车送他吗? - 我该怎麽跟我父母说? - Will you drive him? - What will I tell my folks?
- 乔乔! 给我一杯黑啤酒 - 啤酒店家请客 - Jo-Jo, give me a stout. - Beer's on us.
谢谢妳... 很不错... 怎样? Thank you. Hey, nice... What?
- 贝尼特广告公司的大人物 - 乔乔正在努力偷听 - Burnett Agency hot shots. - Jo-Jo's on it.
这就是为什麽你是老闆的原因 That's why you're the boss.
有家大客户想换广告公司 Some big outfit wants to switch ad agencies.
什麽大客户? 电脑公司还是化妆品公司? What big outfit? Their computer line? Cosmetics?
- 是航空公司 - 哪一家? - It's an airline. - Well, which one?
- 我会在酒裡偷放窃听器 - 替我查出来就是了 - I'll drop a microphone in the drinks. - Just find out.
- 查出来我就替妳介绍麦卡隆 - 好吧! - I'll fix you up with Cameron, okay? - Yeah.
可是别做的太明显 Just don't be too obvious.
别太操他 明天我在办公室还需要他 Go easy on him. I need him at the office.
再来一杯? Another round?
我要走了! 我的马子很正点 I gotta run. Got a hot date.
我想跟你谈谈 I wanna talk to you.
把你的嘴闭上 Keep your mouth shut.
- 等一下! 我们能谈谈吗? - 不行! 我们不能 - Wait. Can we talk a minute? - No, we can't.
你说你喜欢水肺潜水 海养海马 You said you liked scuba-diving and raced seahorses.
- 是的 没错 - 你也喜欢... - Yes, I did. - And you like...
告诉我 你在跟别人交往吗? Tell me, are you involved with anybody?
没错... 没有... 恩.... Yes. No. Well...
爱上自己算吗? Does self-involved count?
我不接电话 No phone calls.
我下了明白的指示 绝对不要受打扰 I left express orders not to be disturbed.
我是大卫巴兹纳 I'm David Basner.
我正在徵求配音员 I'm looking for new voiceover talent.
如果我满意你的试演 你可能就有机会 You could be it if I like your audition.
把姓名、电话号码留下 开始 Leave your name and number. Action.
我是麦克斯 It's Max.
麦克斯巴纳兹 你的爸爸 或许你听说过我 Max Basner, your father. Maybe you heard of me.
我认为你会想知道 你妈妈今天离开我了 I thought you'd like to know your mother left me today.
- 什麽? - 原来你在家 - What? - Oh, you're there.
对 我在家 妈到底怎麽回事? Yeah, I'm here. What is this about Mom?
你旁边有女人吗? 是你以前认识的吗? You got a girl there? Anybody you knew?
很好笑... 妈是怎麽了? Funny. What's this about Mom?
我说的语言你听不懂? I'm not talking English?
36年的婚姻 她就这样走了 Thirty-six years of marriage, and she walks out.
她带走了衣服、锅子、平底锅和果汁机 She took clothes. She took pots, pans, the blender.
现在半夜12点 我孤单一人 It's 12:00 at night, and I'm alone...
吃个锡箔纸包的碎肉团 - 爸 这一定是个误会 ...with a meatloaf in tinfoil. - It's a misunderstanding.
这不是误会 It's not a misunderstanding.
误会的话 你只会带走牙刷 而不会带走果汁机 A misunderstanding, you take a toothbrush, not the blender.
听着! 我... Look, I'm...
我正在忙 我能再回你电话吗? I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you back?
你妈离开你爸了? Did your mom leave your dad?
我想是吧! I guess so.
大家好像都无法再沟通了 People just can't seem to relate anymore.
再见 Bye-bye.
帕格拿太太 妳的鸟好吗? Hello, Mrs. Packanak. How are the birds?
- 是谁? -大卫 - Who is it? - David.
你知道钥匙放在哪裡 You know where the key is.
早安 Good morning.
你还好吧? You all right?
从来没这麽好过 Never felt better.
到底怎麽回事? So, what's going on?
我看上一匹绝不会输的马 I got a horse here that cannot lose.
- 是我疯了还是什麽烧焦了? - 是你要疯了 - Am I crazy, or is something burning? - You're going crazy.
你喜欢你妈摆设家具的方式吗? You like what your mother did with the furniture?
你妈是个贼 Your mother's a thief.
她拿走沙发、安乐椅和餐桌 She took the sofa, the easy chair, the dining table.
现在我得再牌桌上吃饭 I gotta eat off the card table.
我早上把吐司当牌洗 I shuffled the toast this morning.
这是什麽? What is this?
牛排 It's a steak.
给你 我自己再煎一块 Here, I'll make another one for myself.
你跟妈到底怎麽回事? What's with you and Mom?
我永远找不到番茄酱 她到底把番茄酱藏在哪裡? I can never find the ketchup. Where does she hide the ketchup?
我已经搬出去10年了 I haven't lived here in 10 years.
她把花生酱放在最上层 试试看那裡 She kept the peanut butter on the top shelf. Try there.
找到了 Here it is.
你妈讨厌我用番茄酱 她根本不会煮饭 Your mother hated me using ketchup. She couldn't cook.
你知道那隻狗不是自然死的 牠是自杀的 You know, the dog didn't die. He committed suicide.
这才是肉 Now that's a piece of meat.
你想吃什麽早餐? Want anything for breakfast?
那麽... So...
妈离开了? ...Mom left?
你看见这裡还有别人吗? Do you see anyone else here?
你要告诉我 还是要玩我问你答? Will you tell me, or are we gonna play 20 questions?
我在电话上跟你说过 她走了...离开了 I told you. She walked out, she left.
你知道她现在在哪裡吗? Do you know where she is?
谁在乎? Who cares?
少了她我更快乐 I'm better off without her.
她才好玩 She was some bundle of fun, that one.
害我笑得肋骨到现在还在痛 My sides still hurt from laughing.
这不是你的问题 我不要浪费你的时间 It's not your problem. I won't waste your time.
公平一点! Be fair.
你一年只跟我联络3次 圣诞节、跟我要曲棍球票... I hear from you three times. For Christmas, hockey tickets...
还有 " 你妈离开我了 " ...and "your mother has left me."
你一定想走了 你已经来了10分钟了 You wanna leave. You been here 10 minutes already.
枕边有个金髮女郎吗? Got a blond on the other pillow?
还是穿牛仔裤的红髮女郎? 屁股上还刺了名字? A redhead in jeans with the name across the ass?
我年轻的时候 不用知道名字 只要有屁股就行了 When I was a kid we didn't need a name, just an ass.
走吧! 快离开这裡 Go on, get out of here.
卡! 卡! Cut! Cut!
这是怎麽回是? What is going on here?!
到底是怎麽回是? What's down here?
- 我的眼镜怎麽会在这裡? - 怎麽回是? - Why are my glasses on the set? - What?
听着 亲爱的! 这是我的信赖 Listen honey, it's "Jeu de paume."
- 不是"轮是熘冰大赛" - 他动了 - It's not "Jeu de roller-derby." - He moved.
妳快把他的脸给撕下来了 休息5分钟 You're ripping his face off. Take five.
休息! 各位 Take a break.
再7分钟吃午餐 他还休息? Seven minutes to lunch?
你答应了索尼公司 酒后不开车 You said yes to the Sony, no to the drunk driving.
- 珍找你 - 我马上回来 - Jane wants you. - I'll be back.
- 快说 - 在史匹亚吉吃午餐 - Talk to me. - Lunch at Spiages.
2点半开非正式会议 The no-tie meeting's at 2:30.
- 唐娜有来电话吗? - 没有 但我留了3次话 - Donna call? - I left three messages.
有人声称是你母亲... Someone claiming to be your mother...
- 等一下 我母亲? - 她说她是你妈 - Wait. My mother? - She said she was.
我不知道你爸妈还在 I didn't know you had parents.
- 替我接通电话 - 她只留了地址 - Get her on the phone. - There's just an address.
我还有7个场景要拍 I've got seven layouts.
罗杰 我们不能休息这麽久 Rog, we can't break this long.
- 休息结束 - 谢谢! 你只管向我点点头 - Break's over. - Thanks. Just nod at me.
客户看见我在告诉你 烟不会盖住产品的 The client sees me telling you that smoke won't cover the product.
查出这到底是在哪裡 Find out exactly where this is.
我跟露西租了公寓 I rented the apartment from Lucille.
你6岁时 她在我家当清洁妇 She was our cleaning lady when you were 6.
6岁时 我的心思根本一团乱 My mind was cluttered when I was 6.
- 大卫 跟露西打招呼 - 你好 大卫 - Say hello to Lucille, David. - Hello, David.
- 很高兴见到你 - 我也一样 - Good seeing you. - You too.
- 这是我丈夫 亚瑟 - 你好吗? - Meet my husband, Arthur. - How do you do?
恩! 我记得露西 Oh, yeah, I remember Lucille.
她以前好像比较高 She was a little taller.
结婚36年 妳假装什麽都没发生? After 36 years of being married, you pretend it didn't happen?
是这样吗? 妈 Is that it, Mom?
是你爸这麽说的? Is that what your father said?
说我就这样突然离开? I just walked out all of a sudden?
没有 他什麽都没说 我们只是一起找番茄酱罢了 No, he didn't. We just looked for ketchup.
你不知道自从你离开后情况怎麽样 大卫 You don't know what it was like since you moved away.
我没有说话的对象 There was nobody to talk to.
就算他回家 我还是没有人可以说话 He came home and there was still nobody to talk to.
我得检查他的安乐椅 才知道他在不在家 I'd check his club chair. That's how I knew he was home.
我并不是因为吵架而离家 我是因为沉默而离家 I didn't leave because of the yelling. I left because of the silence.
妳不用把所有事都告诉我 You don't have to tell me the whole thing.
我鼓足了每一分勇气才能走出那扇门 It took every ounce of courage I could muster to walk out.
没错 That's right.
谁说变形虫没有声音? Who can say that amoebas don't make noise?
这项表演训练的目的在于尽情释放身体情绪 The point of this acting exercise is uninhibited body motion...
演说、声音 ...speech, sound.
释放出来! Open it up!
这位麦可发出很好的变形虫声音 Michael over here is making very, very good amoeba noises.
- 柴克里、南西 你们在干嘛? - 在製造变形虫宝宝 - Zachary, Nancy, what are you doing? - Making baby amoebas.
- 你们不懂怎麽做 - 我比较喜欢无性生殖 - You wouldn't know how. - I'd prefer asexual reproduction...
如果你们不介意的话...谢谢 ...if you don't mind. Thank you.
这是必修课变形虫101吗? Is this a required class, Amoebas 101?
- 大卫 - 唐娜马汀教授 - David. - Professor Donna Martin.
在这裡或别处见到你真稀罕 Fancy seeing you here, or anywhere.
释放出来! Open it up.
释放出来! 利用你们的声音能量 Open it up. Use your vocal capacity.
- 我忘了什麽吗? - 你答应要来看我的舞台剧 - Did I forget something? - You promised to come to my play.
你乾脆向我承认你讨厌实验剧场 Just admit that you hate experimental theater.
- 不! 没有 - 你喜欢才怪 - That's not true. - You do.
我只是在做实验 看看我能否不到现场... I did an experiment to see if I could enjoy it without...
一样可以享受它 ...actually being in the theater.
对不起 I'm sorry.
请不要做外国变形虫 No foreign amoebas, please.
好多了 Better.
我们逼得你太紧了吗? 巴布 Are we working you too hard, Bubba?
- 好了! 休息5分钟 - 我得上洗手间 - All right, take five. - I gotta go to the bathroom.
我还有很多要教... There's a lot I'd like to get to...
所以改成休息15分钟 ...so let's make this a 15-minute "take five," please.
很不错! 很好的变形虫 Very nice. Good amoeba-ing.
不错! 非常好 Nice. Very good.
好书吗? Oh, good book?
你到目前为止是最棒的 巴布 You were the best, Bubba. So far.
马汀小姐 他是你男朋友吗? Ms. Martin, is he your boyfriend?
他是旧情人 高中时代的旧情人 He's an old flame, an old high-school flame.
他是你下半辈子都想躲的人 This is what you want to avoid later in life.
我不知道 大卫 I don't know, David.
我十岁时父母就离婚了 My parents were divorced when I was 10.
我妈说 "不要跟父母住在同一个城市" My mom said: "Don't live in the same city as your parents."
很烂的建议 我无法让我爸妈搬家 What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move.
我不是说他们得搬家 我是说... I didn't mean that they should move. I meant...
妳知道我的想法是什麽吗? You know what my scenario was?
我原本打算搬进豪宅内 I was gonna move away into a luxurious mansion...
然后我爸妈看我一次 ...and they'd visit me once.
并说 "好漂亮的豪宅! 我们爱你" "What a nice mansion. We love you."
我会回答 "我也爱你们" 然后他们就会离开而且去世 I'd say, "I love you too." Then they would go away and die.
我这麽说很浑蛋吗? Does this make me an asshole?
我的前夫 汉克 他才是个浑蛋 My ex-husband, Hank, he was an asshole.
你只不过是... You're just...
幼稚、不成熟、自私? 我就是这样 Childish, immature, selfish? I am.
这种思维让我赚很多钱 I make a lot for being this way.
长大成人变成无经济保障 It is economically unsound to grow up.
如果我长大成人 那我该怎麽办? If I did grow up and became an adult, what would I do?
午安 纳特 Good afternoon, Nat.
麦克斯 有内线消息吗? Hi, Max. Got any tips for me?
吃了最丰盛的一餐后不能游泳 Don't go swimming after a heavy meal.
我有些裸照 我想给你瞧瞧 I have girlie pictures I wanna show you.
如果跟上周一样难看 你就自己留着吧! If they're as bad as last week, keep them.
杨先生 梅干丹麦甜糕饼和矿泉水 Mr. Young, a prune Danish and a seltzer.
没问题 麦克斯 You got it, Max.
-你好 麦克斯 - 你好 沙尔 - Hello, Max. - Hey, Sal.
- 你太太好吗? - 她很好 - How's your wife? - She's fine.
替我问候她 虽然我知道她不喜欢我 Send her my best, even though I know she never liked me.
她也从来没喜欢过我 She never liked me either.
麦克斯巴兹纳很有趣 最后一位旧时代推销员 He's a riot. Max Basner, last of the old-time salesmen.
笔到了 The pens arrived.
- "从麦克斯巴兹纳..." - "桌上偷来的" - "Stolen from the desk..." - "Of Max Basner."
其实这是一个... It just so happens...
这是伟大销售的诀窍 ...that this is a great sales gimmick.
也是钓马子的一种方法 It's also a way to meet women.
如果你对推销的兴致... If you were as interested in sales...
- 跟对女人一样 我们早发财了! - 你不要给我大吼 ...we'd all be rich! - Don't you dare yell at me.
你可是在跟麦克斯巴纳兹说话 You're talking to Max Basner.
我一直是这家公司35年来的销售冠军 I've been a top salesman in this company for 35 years.
好 对不起 麦克斯 Okay. I'm sorry, Max.
纽约来的基南先生一直逼着我 尽量做好一点 麦克斯 Mr. Keenan from New York has been on me. Just do better, Max.
好吗? 做好一点 Okay? Just do better.
老闆 在这裡 Over here, boss.
- 让我们下水吧! -等一下! 先把眼睛闭上 - Let's hit the pool. - Wait, first close your eyes.
我要听诚实的意见 I want an honest opinion.
- 你该感谢谁 - 你...查理卡葛斯 - Who are you grateful to? - You, Charlie Gargas.
张开眼睛还有不能笑 Open your eyes and don't laugh.
噢 是你 Oh, it's you.
- 带这个看起来不会很呆吧? - 不会 - I don't look dumb in this? - No.
看起来很棒! 我也想要一顶 It looks great. I want one.
下个月我会在广告年代杂誌出现 I'm gonna be in Advertising Age Magazine.
珍是烂透的标题 他们在盯着我吗? A horrible title. They're staring.
- 我听见笑声了 - 换个话题 - I heard a laugh. - Changing subject:
- 柯隆尼尔航空打算公开徵稿 - 我知道 - Colonial Airlines is up for grabs. - I know.
3家广告商都必须做出提案 我们必须是其中之一 Three agencies will do presentations. We need to be there.
我替你安排跟业主安德鲁伍利吉共进晚餐 I've set up a dinner for you and the owner, Andrew Woolridge.
他以前是海军飞行员 He's a former Navy pilot.
他很低调、小心 是个很沉默寡言的人 He's private, cautious, a man of few words.
或许他是愚蠢、偏执 并且非常疯狂 Or he's dumb, paranoid and totally off his rocker.
没人能确定 Nobody knows for sure.
- 你又盯着我看 - 什麽? 没有 - You're staring again. - What? No.
- 有 你有 - 没有 - Yes, you are. - No.
到真正测试的时间了 我们走! 跟我来 It's time for the real test. Let's go. Follow me.
后面看起来很不错 什麽真正测试? Looks good from the back. Real test of what?
- 看它下水后的情况 - 它看起来一定会很棒 - How it looks underwater. - It'll look fabulous.
- 帮我拿着这个 Hold this, please.
看起来怎样? How's it look?
它在那裡 It's over there.
该死! 它沉下去了 Oh, shit, it's sinking.
请接432房 Room 432, please.
我待会再试 谢谢 I'll try back, thanks.
请问... 妳知道现在几点吗? Excuse me, do you happen to have the time?
现在是... Yes, it is...
我看看...7点半 ...let's see, 7:30.
我们最好快一点... 否则到了文艺復兴时期 我们都得画画了 We better hurry or the Renaissance will arrive and we'll be painting.
你在说什麽? What are you talking about?
那是电影裡的台词 It's a line from a movie.
不灵! 是伍迪艾伦的电影 对妳有意义吗? Didn't work. A Woody Allen movie. Does that carry weight?
不 一点都没有 No, it doesn't.
但也不是一蹋煳涂 But it wasn't a disaster.
我们何不坦承一点? Why don't we try some honesty?
今晚我有个事业上最重要的生意晚宴 I've the most important business dinner of my career tonight.
什麽事业? What career is it?
广告... 但遇见妳之后似乎不再那麽重要了 Advertising. After seeing you, it doesn't seem that important anymore.
- 我姓巴兹纳 大卫巴兹纳 - 大卫巴兹纳 我是雪若安韦恩 - My name is Basner, David Basner. - David Basner, I'm Cheryl Ann Wayne.
我不知道这一餐要吃多久... I don't know how long my dinner will take...
但之后我们能否一起喝杯酒? ...but could we have a drink later?
不行 No, we can't.
我流鼻血了吗? 我被刺杀出局 痛死了 Is my nose bleeding? I just got tagged. Ouch.
- 你知道汉默李奇技术吗? - 当然知道 先生 - You know the Heimlich maneuver? - Why, certainly, sir.
我要一客鳟鱼 I'll have the trout.
- 我来见安德鲁伍利吉 - 请往这边 - I'm here to see Andrew Woolridge. - This way, please.
伍利吉先生吗? Mr. Woolridge?
大卫巴兹纳 David Basner.
感谢你愿意跟我共进晚餐 我知道这裡的龙虾浓汤很有名 I appreciate you seeing me for dinner. They serve a notorious lobster bisque.
不吃晚餐 No dinner.
抱歉... 不吃晚餐? I'm sorry. No dinner?
我结巴了吗? 我说不吃晚餐 我一个人吃饭 我们一起喝酒 Did I stutter? I said no dinner. I eat alone. We're having drinks.
我懂了 I see.
我要一杯白酒苏打 谢谢 I'll have a white wine spritzer, please.
- 我说的是喝酒 - 伏特加加冰块 - I said we're having drinks. - Stoli on the rocks.
我直接讲重点 I'll get to the point.
你能考虑芝加哥广告公司真好 It's great that you're considering a Chicago agency.
纽约市纽约 洛杉矶... 谁知道呢? New York is New York. L.A., who knows.
芝加哥是美国最好的 Chicago is the U.S. Of A.
伯乐、卡加斯和李欧纳公司非常期待为贵公司做提案说明 Boile, Gargas and Lionel can't wait to do a presentation.
期待的程度让我们愿意... 免费做 So much so, we're willing to do it on spec.
有时候我吃一顿饭只用沙拉叉子 Sometimes I eat my whole meal just using my salad fork.
真的吗? Really?
我很遗憾会看不到 I'm sorry I'm gonna miss that.
总之... Anyway...
抱歉迟到了! 我得打几个电话 Sorry, I had to make some calls.
雪若安韦恩 柯隆尼尔航空媒体部主任 Cheryl Ann Wayne, media director of Colonial Airlines.
- 我跟在普敦航空 - 妳已经有工作了 - I was with Capital Air... - You already have the job.
我想听听关于他的事 I want to hear about him.
他们是中西部顶尖三家广告商之一 They're one of three top agencies in the Midwest.
他们专精电视广告 They are strong with TV spots.
巴兹纳是新任创意总监 他很优秀但有些冲动 Basner's the new Creative Director. He's good, but a bit impulsive.
他会为了一张美丽的脸孔而放弃一切 He gives up everything for a pretty face.
而且我穿比基尼三角裤 And I wear bikini briefs.
- 妳的电话 韦恩小姐 - 谢谢... 不好意思 - It's for you, Ms. Wayne. - Thank you. Excuse me.
喂? Hello?
是的 比尔 Yes, Bill.
那样不行 我明天一早就要那份报告 That won't do. I need the report tomorrow.
是的 我在等 Yes, I'm holding.
我想问问你 一顿饭都用沙拉叉子... I was meaning to ask you, by eating with the salad fork...
也包括喝汤吗? ...does that include the soup?
- 你们不住同家饭店? - 绝不跟老闆住同家饭店 - You don't stay in the same hotel? - Never where the boss stays.
我喜欢保有隐私 I like my privacy.
我不常把生意和玩乐混为一谈 I don't usually mix business with pleasure...
但我还没吃晚饭 ...but I didn't get to eat.
这件衣服真美 This is nice.
巴兹纳 我们得谈谈 Basner, let's talk.
女人要在企业界出头很不容易 It's difficult for a woman in the corporate world.
大家认为我们以陪睡来往上爬 但我用不着那麽做 We're labeled as having slept our way to the top. I don't have to.
我拥有华尔敦商业学校企业硕士学位及其他资格 I have an MBA from the Wharton School of Business and other credentials.
只要你记住自己的界限 我们就能相处得很融洽 We'll be fine if you stay on your side of the line.
如果你越界了 我可能会狠狠的踢你要害 If you cross it, I'm fully capable of kicking you in the balls.
我也读过华尔敦学院 I went to the Wharton School.
- 你说谎 - 没错 我说谎! 对不起 - That's a lie. - Yes, I'm lying, I'm sorry.
我不过偶尔想保护自己的命根子 I'm protecting my balls, just as at one time or another...
像妳也得保护自己 ...you have protected your own.
你是认为我太强是了吗? Are you suggesting that I come on too strong?
- 对相扑选手来说不会 - 妳的车 小姐 - Not for a sumo wrestler. - Your car, ma'am.
- 上车 - 妳说什麽? - Get in. - I beg your pardon?
把你的车留在这裡 我送你回家 Leave your car and get in. I'll take you home.
- 你住在哪裡? - 南第波区的波恩斯路 - Where do you live? - South Dearborn.
很好 我喜欢新的地方 Good. I like new places.
到目前为止 我喜欢跟柯隆尼航空合作 Well, I sure am enjoying working with Colonial Airlines so far.
是吗? Yeah?
我很喜欢你 I'm enjoying you. Definitely.
你连提案都还没做 更别提客户了 You have no presentation, much less an account.
这些细节我会处理 These are details I will handle.
你真的很自大 You're cocky.
我父亲会喜欢那样 My father likes that.
那 Well...
我得见见他 妳父亲是做什麽的? ...l'll have to meet him. What does he do?
他在柯隆尼航空公司有份好工作 He has a nice job with Colonial Airlines.
没错! 他是老闆 Yeah. He owns it.
- 妳父亲是安德鲁伍利吉? - 没错 - Your father's Andrew Woolridge? - That's right.
妳是安德鲁伍利吉的女儿? You're Andrew Woolridge's daughter?
我竟然跟客户的女儿... 妳姓韦恩 I'm in bed with a client's... Your name is Wayne...
所以我是跟客户 已婚的女儿上床 ...so I was in bed with his married daughter.
噢 这下好了 巴兹纳 Oh, way to go, Basner.
妳还未成年吗? Are you a minor too?
我会去找警察自首 I'll just turn myself in to the police now.
- 妳丈夫又是什麽老闆吗? - 没有什麽丈夫 - Does your husband own anything? - There's no husband.
韦恩是我妈娘家的姓 Wayne is my mother's name.
我用这个姓是因为不想靠裙带关係 I don't want to trade on nepotism.
- 妳还是伍利吉的宝贝女儿 - 巴兹纳 我已经长大了 - You're still Woolridge's baby girl. - Basner, I'm a big girl.
我选择来到这裡 现在我选择要走 I chose to come here. Now I choose to go.
你要怎麽想都行 You can handle it any way you want.
妳用不着走 Well, you don't have to leave.
妳为什麽要走? 等一下 Why are you leaving? Wait a minute!
我以为我们可以相处一下 I thought we'd spend some time together!
之前实在太快了 The before was awfully quick.
中间很不错 非常...非常地不错 The middle was nice. Very... Really nice.
但我希望我们能稍微延续... But I was hoping we could prolong...
之后的一下 花点时间在一起 ...the after for a while. Spend some time together.
我觉得我们在一起的时间已经够长了 I think we've spent enough time together.
- 是吗? - 对 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
我只知道你穿黑色很好看 All I know is you look great in black...
- 而且你也非常... - 我有工作 ...and that you're very... - I work.
- 很忙 - 我必须准备会议资料 - Busy. - I have to prepare for meetings.
刚真的很好 但也用不着囔囔 It was nice. Let's not make an opera out of it.
灰色还是红色门? Gray or red door?
灰的... 如果妳要出去就是红色的 The gray. Oh, red if you're going.
我想妳留下来 让这不像一夜情 I wanted to keep you here. So unlike a one-nighter then, huh?
我相信你很有经验 I'm sure you've done this plenty of times.
这次一定要是一夜情 It has to be a one-nighter.
显然你跟客户的女儿上床很不自在 You're uncomfortable being with the boss' daughter.
始乱终弃... Seduced and abandoned...
- 您好? - 巴兹纳 我是安德鲁伍利吉 - Hello? - Hi. Andrew Woolridge.
- 我想明天跟你见面 - 你说什麽? - I want to meet tomorrow. - What?
- 收讯不良 你能大声点吗? - 好 - Bad connection, could you speak up? - Sure.
我是安德鲁伍利吉 我希望你跟我见面... Woolridge here. I'd like you to meet me...
等一下! 请对着电话说 我听不见 Please speak into the phone. I can't hear you.
我是对着该死的电话说 我是安德鲁... I'm speaking into the damn phone. This is Andrew...
不要大叫! 那不是真的我 Stop shouting. It's not me.
你听到的是我的留言机 大叫是没有用的 You got my machine. Shouting won't do any good.
所以请等哔声后放轻鬆 并且谢谢你的来电 So wait for the beep, and thanks for calling.
你的幽默感很奇怪 You have a strange sense of humor.
我喜欢打高尔夫 我们要去... I like golf. We're going to play...
瓦瓦卡乡村俱乐部叙旧 准时到! ...at the Wackcucut Country Club. Be there!
老实说 这是我第一次打高尔夫 To be honest, this is my first time.
我会来这是因为我想为你工作 I'm out here because I want to work for you.
很多人会告诉你 诚实是很可敬的 A lot of people'd say that honesty is admirable...
但我不会 ...but I won't.
这就对了! 这就对了! 好极了! That's it. That's it. Yes!
伍利吉先生 毫无疑问 你是天生的高尔夫好手 Yes, Mr. Woolridge, you were born to golf.
不 巴兹纳先生 应该是4号 No, Mr. Basner. It's the size four.
麦克斯 叫我麦克斯 Max. The name is Max.
如果妳什麽都不买 请叫我巴兹纳先生 If you don't buy anything, it's Mr. Basner.
- 4号 - 蓝白相间的... - Four. - The blue and white...
上面有小帆船的花样 你没事吧? 麦克斯 ...with the little sailboat on it. You all right, Max?
看看这件 芝加哥哪个孩子会不想穿呢? What kid wouldn't wear that, that lives in Chicago?
狂野服饰6个月前就已经有了 Rough and Tough did that six months ago.
但他们没有这的颜色 我这裡有 They don't have the colors. I have the colors.
谢谢 蓝伦! 我了解 Thanks, Lenna. I understand.
或许你会喜欢夏天系列 再次谢谢你 蓝伦 Maybe you'll like the summer line. Thanks again, Lenna.
谢谢你什麽都没买 Thanks for nothing.
惨了! 惨了! Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
先生 你还好吗? Hey, mister. You all right?
怎麽会发生这种事? So how did it happen?
你用不着知道 You don't need to know how.
我是你爸 你却让我等了两小时 I'm the father you kept waiting for two hours.
我们回家吧! 或许你妈已经回家了 Let's go home. Maybe your mother's back by now.
我想是不可能的 I wouldn't know about that.
你说什麽? What are you talking about?
- 其实... - 你在说什麽? - Well... - What are you saying?!
- 她什麽都没说... - 她说了什麽? - She didn't say anything... - What did she say?
她找到你的袖扣 She found your cufflinks...
她要我拿来给你 ...and she asked me to return them.
所以她不会回来了 So she's not coming back.
谁会需要她? Who the hell needs her?
走吧! 上车! Come on, get in the car!
各位会员请注意 空手道和太极课程表... Attention, members. The karate and tai chi class schedules...
已张贴在佈告栏上 ...are now posted on the board.
大卫 我找到工作了 David, guess what. I got a job.
- 妳从没上过班! 妳能做什麽? - 我在保险公司接电话 - You never had one. What can you do? - I'm answering phones.
我要複习一些办公室技巧... And I'm brushing up on my office skills and...
那真的很棒 大家跟我讲话还有薪水拿 It's wonderful. People talk to me and I get paid.
- 妳要上打字课吗? - 不用 珍会帮我複习 - Want to get in a typing class? - Jane is helping me brush up.
有儿子这个秘书关心 真是太好了 It's wonderful to have a son whose secretary cares about you.
我出钱让妳上瑜珈课的时间是不是到了? Isn't it time for that yoga class I paid for?
- 大卫 - 嗨 查理 - David. - Charlie. Hi.
- 它可以下水游泳了吗? - 我放弃游泳了 - Does it work in the pool? - Gave up swimming.
我听说我们机会很大 快说是 I hear we may have a shot. Say yes.
是的 我正在研读赛马 泰西欧和鸭子 Yes. Reading about horse racing, Tesio and ducks.
问我鸭子的事... 赤颈凫、 灰背野鸭、唐老鸭和达飞鸭 Widgeons, canvasbacks, Donalds, Daffys, all ducks.
别被唐老鸭和达飞鸭冲昏脑袋 Don't get carried away with Donalds and Daffys.
- 镇静点 这是个重要的客户 - 什麽客户? 大卫 - Be calm. It's an important account. - What account?
我母亲萝琳巴兹纳... 她有工作 I'm sorry. Lorraine, my mother, who works.
查理卡加斯 我的老闆 Charlie Gargas, whom I work for.
妳好吗? 这位是你姐姐 才不是你妈 How do you do? This is your sister, not your mother.
- 小心! 他是做广告的 - 我的荣幸! 失陪了 - He's in advertising, watch out. - Delighted. Excuse me.
仔细听了... 有3件事 Listen carefully, now. Three things:
利用你的幽默感 Use your humor...
明确的解说公司... ...speak specifically about the agency...
及其主张 ...and what it stands for.
菁英、 商品以及利益 People. Products. Profit.
- 一定要约好时间 - 那就是我要去的原因 - Make sure to get an appointment. - That's why I'm going.
- 有什麽问题吗? - 不 没有问题 - Is there a problem? - No. No problem.
- 我觉得她在盯着我 - 没有 - I felt staring. - No.
我还在上太极课... 失陪 I'm between tai chi classes. Excuse me.
那顶假髮糟透了 你想他知道吗? That rug is the worst. Does he realize it?
他现在知道了 瑜珈课愉快 妈 He does now. Have a nice yoga class.
- 查理! - 好好享受你的週末 大卫 - Charlie! - Enjoy your weekend, David.
我妈说你看起来好年轻 她说大概只有35岁左右 My mom was saying how young you look. Thirty-five, she said.
鸭子都跑哪裡去了? Where the heck are the ducks?
你应该这样吹才对 This is how you blow it.
牠们来了! 开枪! Here they come! Up!
我在广告界学会了一件... The one thing I've learned in advertising...
爸 我再去拿些子弹 Dad, I'm going for more shells.
- 我女儿极力称赞你 - 她有吗? - My daughter speaks highly of you. - She does?
她说你是个不错的性伴侣 She says you're a great lay.
她那麽说? She said that?
对 我女儿什麽都跟我说 Yeah, my baby tells me everything.
好了不起的父女间对话 Quite a conversation for a daughter and father.
她是个现代女性 我栽培她成为高级主管 She's a very modern woman, I raised her to be an executive.
我把她当男人栽培 I raised her to be a man.
我父亲也一样 但我什麽都不告诉他 So did my father. I don't tell him anything.
我不想听你的人生故事 I don't want to hear your story.
你何不再多打几条鱼? Why don't you shoot some more fish?
- 你对马了解多少? - 我爸很爱牠们 - Do you know horses? - My dad has a passion for them.
- 繁殖方面吗? - 不 是赌马 - Oh, breeding? - No, betting.
我带了这个来 这是公司的资料 I brought this down. It's information...
我的种马正要为艾更先生的母马交配 One of my stallions is servicing Mr. Egan's best mares.
妳何不带他去穀仓 Why don't you take him to the barn.
我还有公事要处理 I have business to tend to.
等马儿交配之后 我们再来谈谈这个 We can talk about this after the horses are done servicing each other.
你要把灯关暗些吗? Are you going to dim the lights?
之后是什麽? 回到穀仓抽根菸吗? Afterwards what? Back to the barn for a cigarette?
你说这些要给我是什麽意思? 我不想要 What do you mean they're for me? I don't want them.
我不能带着鸭子上飞机 I can't carry ducks on the plane.
大卫 这些东西一定会让你的都市朋友们忌妒 Here's something to make your city friends envious.
- 谢谢你 - 好好享用 - Oh, thank you. - Enjoy those.
太好了 你知道吗 Great. You know...
你的农场漂亮 我尤其爱那些马儿 ...your farm's beautiful. I particularly loved the horses.
我读过种马负责... I read a stallion's responsible...
百分之60后代的特徵 ...for 60% of the offspring's traits.
但母马只有百分之40... But mares are responsible for 40%...
后代的特徵 这是泰西欧上面写的 ...of the get's traits. According to Tesio.
- 他是个专家 - 你也看泰西欧? - He's the expert. - You read Tesio?
有时当成一种嗜好 As a hobby. Sometimes.
告诉你的老闆 柯隆尼尔航空会看你的提案说明 Tell your boss Colonial Airlines will look at your presentation.
致大卫巴纳兹的备忘录 Memo to David Basner:
为柯隆尼尔航空公司说明广告概念日期以订 A date's set to present to Colonial Airlines.
你的团队有两星期时间可成就大业 Your staff has two weeks to come up with greatness.
我要那个客户 I want that account.
签名: 约翰、 保罗、 乔治和李哥 Signed: John, Paul, George and Ringo.
好... 好... 有可能性 Okay, okay. Possibility!
蜜希 Mishi?
这个怎麽样? 你有柯隆尼尔这个字 对吧? How about this? You've got Colonial, right?
"柯" 代表企业 "Co" stands for cooperation.
"隆" 代表在飞机上不寂寞 "Lo" means never lonely on a plane.
"尼" 代表座位宽敞 "Ni," plenty of knee room.
还有 "尔" 代表你会很快乐 柯隆尼尔 And "ial," you'll have a good time. Colonial.
- 不... 不行 - 给它个机会 - No, no, no. - Give it a chance.
这个怎麽样? 柯隆尼尔航空... How about this? Colonial Air...
你用不着担心劫机 ...you don't have to worry about getting hijacked.
- 柯隆尼尔载运大众 - 家庭! - Colonial moves people. - The family!
家庭是概念的重心 The family thing's the idea.
我了解! 那是个好概念 I understand that. It's a good concept.
这很好玩... 妳现在笑不出来... This is funny. You won't laugh now...
但当妳开车回家时一定会狂笑 ...but you'll crack up driving home.
他们航线遍佈全球 They're flying all over the country.
说说当你离弃柯隆尼尔时 Tell how your life was shattered...
并相信其他航空公司 ...when you turned from us...
- 你的生命一团糟时? - 我迷失了 我的脚没地方放 ...and put faith in others? - I was lost, I had no leg room.
甚至连菸都不能抽 Couldn't even smoke.
请搭乘我... 感受那个经验 So board me, and feel the experience.
搭乘柯隆尼尔航空 Fly Colonial Airlines.
- 妳是一架飞机? - 对 - You're an airplane? - Yeah.
想登上蜜希班机吗? Want to board Mishi?
- 不要 - 我需要一个老奶奶 - No. - We need a grandma.
我喜欢奶奶这个点子 I like the grandma idea.
1、 2、 3 、 4 One, two, three, four.
当你搭上飞机 坐在舒适的座椅上 When you're on a plane In a comfy seat
旁边是位阿拉伯酋长 And next to you Is an Arab Sheik
飞向航空 真正达到高峰 Flying to the sky Really getting high
你搭乘的是柯隆尼尔航空 那可不是胡说八道 You're flying on Colonial And that's no jive
- 我们不能去你办公是做吗? - 不行 那裡不会有灵感的 - Can we go to the office? - No. It's a dry spot.
这是我的座位 是有魔力的 This is my cubicle. It's magic.
让我听听艺术指导的意见 Let's hear the art director.
柯隆尼尔航空 Colonial Airlines
柯隆尼尔 Colonial
航空 Airlines
我喜欢 有蓝调的味道 I like it. It's bluesy.
你知道这怎样吗? 烂透了 You know what it is? Lousy.
但如果我们能想些点子 用真人表演而不是幻灯片 But if we use some ideas and real people, not slides...
- 真人 - 他正在询问... - Real people. - He's asking...
许多广告公司他们会给他看相同的东西 ...lots of agencies. They'll show him the same thing.
- 他一定会很厌烦 - 我们有真人 - He's sick of it. - We have people.
反高科技! 我喜欢 Anti-high tech, I love it!
没错! 真人现场表演 Live people. Live presentation.
没有花招! 不用仪器、 雷射 完全不用高科技 No gimmicks, no lasers, none of that. Anti-high tech.
拥抱以及孙子... 拥抱 Hugs the grandchildren. Hugs the...
特别... 特别的小孩 Special. Special kids.
对! 抱他们 拥抱她特别的孩子们 Yeah, holds them. Hugs her special kids.
走开! 我在赛前培养气氛 Get out of here. I'm in pre-game.
我只是顺道来祝你幸运 I just came by to wish you luck.
妳真难找... 我只要看到骑警就会想到妳 You're hard to find. I think of you when I see mounted police.
- 那样不是公平竞争 - 对 我很担心 - Wouldn't be fair to the competition. - Yeah, I was worried.
如果我办到了 我们得一起工作怎麽办? So, what happens if I get this and we work together?
我认为那样很棒 我们可以处理的 I think it'd be terrific. We'll handle it.
- 完美的高级主管? - 我们会是完美的团队 - The perfect executives? - We'd make a good team.
妳知道 我感觉到了 但我不知道原因 You know, I sense that. But I don't know why.
你在我身上看到一些跟你共通之处 You see something in me you like.
你看到你自己 You see you.
我到裡面等你 I'll see you inside.
蝙蝠侠 Batman.
我们准备开始了 伍利吉先生 We're ready to start, Mr. Woolridge.
我们都准备好了 We're all set.
早安 Good morning.
市场显示柯隆尼尔航空 Research shows Colonial Airlines...
有一定的商业客户层 ...has its share of business fliers.
但仍需要吸引到更多家庭的旅行者 There's room for improvement with family travelers.
我们想到一个文宣 可以打入这个市场 We've come up with a campaign that targets this market.
请想像一下 Picture this:
一位老奶奶正坐在家裡刺绣 A grandmother sits in her house doing needlepoint.
- 又是一天 又一条阿富汗毛毯 - 旁边放了一杯茶 - Another day, another afghan. - A cup of tea sits beside her.
- 她盖了一条阿富汗毛毯 - 真好 - An afghan around her legs. - That's nice.
- 电话响了 - 喂? - The phone rings. - Hello?
- 嗨 妈 - 接收不好 - Hi, Mom. - Bad connection.
奶奶! 告诉她 我打了一隻全垒打 Grandma! Tell her I hit my first homer!
- 来住几个星期 - 那一定很棒 - Come for a few weeks. - That'd be great.
老奶奶搭上柯隆尼尔航空 Grandma boards a Colonial airliner.
她舒服的坐在椅子上 She is made very comfortable.
- 舒服吗? 老太太 - 叫我海蒂 - Comfortable, ma'am? - I'm Hattie.
- 她们在研究刺绣 - 看看这个 - They compare needlepoint. - Look.
- 空中小姐再她腿上盖了条毯子 - 谢谢妳 - The stewardess tucks her in. - Thank you.
还替她送来一杯热茶 And brings her a hot cup of tea.
奶奶跟其他乘客攀谈 Grandma chats with the other passengers.
- 你好 - 我在孟买当内科医生 - Hi, there. - In Bombay, I was an internist.
我正要去参加会议 I'm going to a convention.
飞机降落了 The plane lands.
我们看到司机们拿着写着客户名字的牌子 We see chauffeurs holding signs with clients' names.
堤琼斯到了吗? Is there a T. Jones here?
我找冈查拉 Looking for Gonzalez.
- 什麽? - 有个男孩子拿着牌子写着... - What? - A boy holds a sign that says:
- 奶奶! - 吉米! - Grandma! - Jimmy!
我们目睹到一次家庭团圆 We witness a reunion.
- 妈 真高兴见到你 - 我想念妳 奶奶 - It's so nice to see you. - Grandma!
- 你长大了 - 那位微笑的空中小姐也是 - How you've grown! - As does the smiling stewardess.
- 再见 海蒂 - 告诉妳妈 柠檬治感冒的偏方 - Bye, Hattie. - Tell your mom about lemon for colds.
- 跟你到托利多再见 - 孟买 - See you in Toledo. - Bombay.
- 卡拉卡斯 - 哪裡? - Caracas. - Where?
然后切到奶奶抱着孙子的场景 Then she sits with the adoring kids.
- 妳暖和吗? - 我爱妳 - Warm enough? - I love you!
她女儿送来了热茶 Her daughter brings her tea.
- 妈 茶在这裡 - 叫我海蒂 - Here's some tea, Mom. - Hattie.
拥抱那两个可爱的孩子 Grandma has to just hug those special kids.
- 我们好高兴妳能来 - 谢了 奶奶 - We're glad you came. - Thanks, Grandma.
我们切到柯隆尼尔公司飞机飞向闪亮的红色夕阳 We dissolve to the Colonial plane flying into a red sunset.
我们听到... And we hear:
从你们家 From your home...
到我们家... ...to our home...
到他们家... ...to their home.
柯隆尼尔航空 Colonial Airlines...
您在空中的家 ...your home in the skies.
你还有其他创意吗? 大卫 Do you have anything else?
我们喜欢这个 因为这是我们最强的概念 We like this. It's our strongest concept.
谁搞定航空公司? 我! Who got an airline? I did!
- 我要跟妳谈谈 - 等一下 - I want to talk to you! - Wait.
- 谁搞定了? - 不要停在草地上! - Who got it? - Not the grass!
别站起来 在那欢呼喝采 Don't get up. Standing ovation!
- 大家都知道我搞定航空公司 - 你办到了! 恭喜 - Everyone knows I got an airline. - You got it! Congratulations!
- 妳不拥抱我吗? - 那是我的一个朋友 - Don't I get a hug? - That's a friend of mine.
- 你也该恭喜我 - 为什麽? - I deserve congratulations too. - Why?
记得上个月我申请的补助金? Remember that grant I applied for?
他们早上通知我... 我申请到了 They called me today, and I got it!
太好了! 有多少钱? That's great! How much?
不多... 但足够製作双子星剧场 Not a lot. Enough for the Gemini Theater.
- 那个车库? - 我们会改造它 - The garage? - We'll convert it.
这个世界需要更多实验剧场 The world needs more experimental theater.
走吧! 我载你出去 我们去吃顿大餐庆祝一下 Let's go out. We'll celebrate with an expensive, snazzy dinner.
我不能去太久 I can't take long.
- 你不能在草地上停车 - 我们马上就要走了 - You can't park on the lawn! - We're moving it.
这是四轮传动车 我找不到地方停车 This is a 4-wheel drive. There was no place to park!
- 他是谁? - 他是停车训导长 - Who's he? - Dean of parking.
- 谁? - 演说学系的伍德训导长 - Who? - Dean Wood, in the speech department.
等等... 罗伯特! 我会打电话给你 Wait. Robert, I'll call you!
- 再见 - 再见 罗宾 - Bye-bye. - So long, Robin!
欢迎芝加哥第十届儿童时装发表会 Welcome to our 10th Fashion Show for young lads and little misses.
坎培尔兄弟 Hey! The Campbell brothers.
这个 Here.
麦克斯巴兹纳私人笔 请笑纳 Have a personal pen from Max Basner.
等表演结束后过来谈一下 我们得谈谈 When this is over, come up and we'll talk.
那是沙尔曼古索 他是我最大的客户之一 That's Sal Mancuso. He's one of my biggest customers.
他最近向你下了多少订单? How much business has he given you?
他太太最近病了 His wife has been sick.
看来你的客户家中都有人病了 Looks like all your customers have sick families.
别担心! 生意会好转的 Don't worry. Business will pick up.
这件事聚酯棉的粉红色洋装 有朝圣者式的领子 A pink dress with a Pilgrim collar in poly-cotton.
那是一位超级名星 That is super star.
克莉丝汀是我今年特选的模特儿 Kristen is my choice for model of the year.
- 很高兴见到你 麦克斯 - 见到你真好 基南先生 - Well, it's nice to see you, Max. - Nice to see you, Mr. Keenan.
把你的样品交出来 Turn in your samples.
但那是我的春季系列 But that's my spring line.
没错 但我们想让其他人接手 We have someone else in mind to take care of that.
我们要解雇你 你被开除了 We're letting you go. You're fired.
第16件... Item sixteen...
由亚当为你展示一件灰色聚酯棉法兰绒长裤 ...is Adam, in poly-cotton gray flannel trousers.
麦克斯 我的孩子也参加演出 我得走了... 回头见 My kid's in the show. I have to go. I'll see you later.
让我们感谢那些参加演出的孩子们 We thank the kids who modeled today...
还有那些妈妈压来参加的孩子们 ...and all the kids who were forced to be here.
再见! 祝各位今年顺利 并请记住我们的座右铭 Goodbye, have a grand year, and remember our motto:
身为推销员是件引以为傲的事 Be proud to be a salesman.
不要随兴加台词 照着剧本演就是了 Ah, don't ad-lib the lines. Stick to the copy.
请尽情享受它的台词 并读剧本 Enjoy the language and read the script.
放轻鬆 好好享受 Relax. Enjoy.
乔治... Oh, George.
他们为楼上的销售部门想出广告策略... They think up the commercials for marketing...
然后将它们送到楼下的客户执行部 ...and send them to the account executives.
这就是所谓的候补投手区 那是棒球术语 This is called the bullpen. That's a baseball term.
请过来这裡... 大家休息一下 Please step over here, and we'll take a break.
我想听到妳说... " 我相信你的创意判断 " I want to hear you say: "I trust your judgement."
她不像老奶奶 她看起来像个妓女 She doesn't look like a grandmother. She looks like a hooker.
- 我知道妓女的样子 她才不是 - 还有很多老奶奶 - She's no hooker. - There are more grandmas.
参观团就要来了 Tour coming through.
我的意思是现在的奶奶看起来愈来愈年轻 I'm saying grandmothers are getting younger every day.
你认是大卫巴兹纳吗? You know David Basner?
第2号有老人的年轻气息 Number two had a geriatric youthfulness.
- 我需要一些资讯 - 罗杰 请到我的办公室好吗? - I need some input. - Will you come to my office?
你上哪去了? 我在大厅等你20分钟了 Where were you? I've been waiting for you.
那些烂葡萄害我的胃抽筋 I got cramps from the grapes.
爸! 现在是中午 我在上班 It's noon, Dad. I work here.
- 你不介绍我吗? - 不要 - Aren't you gonna introduce me? - No.
我在这裡工作5年了 这是你第一次经过这栋大楼 I've been here for five years, and now you visit.
家裡没有咖啡可喝 我想你这裡或许有一些 I had no coffee at home. I thought maybe you'd have some.
这裡可真不赖 有秘书... 还有办公是 This is something! Secretaries. Offices.
- 这是正常的大生意 - 你到你想干嘛? - It's a regular big deal. - What do you want?
不要在这裡 Not here.
我升迁了 所以有一间办公室 I got a promotion so I can have an office.
- 看到我的名字了吗? - 不要在这裡 - See my name? - Not here.
你就不能给你父亲5分钟 我们开车出去兜兜风 Can't you give me five minutes? Let's take a drive.
- 你为什麽不开正常点的车? - 这是吉普车... 我在车上很好看 - Why don't you get a normal car? - It's a jeep, Dad. I look good in it.
这辆该死的车! 要登山专家才上得去 This goddamn car! You have to be a mountain climber to get in.
- 想来一根吗?宏都拉斯来的 - 不要 - Want one? They're Honduran. - No.
- 再也买不到古巴雪茄了 - 不用了 谢谢 - Can't get the Cubans anymore. - No, thank you.
我丢了工作了 I lost my lines.
他们开除我了 They fired me.
你打算怎麽办? What are you gonna do?
我知道你恨我... I know you hate me...
但你一定得帮我 ...but you have to help me.
不 不行 No, you don't.
你得让奶奶从寒冷区到暖和区 You send her from the cold to the warm.
那样她才不会得肺炎死掉 That way she doesn't get pneumonia and die.
- 我们可以一起吃晚餐... 通心麵 - 不行 我还有约 - We can have dinner. Macaroni. - I can't. I've got a date.
我在每一页都替你准备了X级的动作 I got you X-Rated action on every page:
性爱... 男性雄风... 还有风骚性感的成熟女性 Eros, Macho, Hot and Sexy Mature Women.
那可真不简单 我们一直有共通之处 You know, that's something we always had in common.
- 谁? - 我父亲... 你跟我 - Who? - My father. You. Me.
我们总是能引诱女人上床 We could always talk a girl into bed.
我很高兴你还可以 爸 Glad you still can, Dad.
- 你要芦笋吗? - 我不能了 - You need asparagus? - I can't.
我再也办不到了 I can't do it anymore.
你要那个时钟吗? 希望它还能用 You wanted that clock? I hope it'll do.
手电筒... 还有别的东西 Flashlight. There was something else.
- 谢谢 - 那是什麽? 喔 对了 - Thank you. - What is that? That's right.
看看这个 妈 妳看... 是隻小狗 Look at that, Mom. Look, it's a dog.
- 大卫 你从哪弄来的? - 动物收容所 - Where did you get him? - Down at the pound.
牠有证明文件吗? Does he have papers?
牠需要报纸 因为牠还会在家随地大小便 He gets newspapers. He's not house-trained.
大卫 谢谢你 总算有人可以爱了 David, thank you. Oh, someone to love.
- 回头见了 妈 - 再见! 大卫 谢谢 - See you later. - Bye. Thanks.
你好可爱... 吓到你了吗? Oh, you're so sweet. Did that scare you?
谁在读心理学? 经济学? 哲学? 很好 Who is studying psychology? Economics? Philosophy? That's good.
广告是所有知识的精华 Advertising's the distillation of what we know.
问流行语先生! 我爱我的工作 我不是在写小说 Ask Mr. Buzzword. I love what I do. I'm not writing novels.
我没有手稿 我也不想导演 I have no manuscript. I don't want to direct.
我喜欢广告 如果你也喜欢就放手一搏 I like advertising. If you like it, give it a shot.
但如果你失手了 下场可能会跟流行语先生一样 But if you choke, you could end up like Mr. Buzzword.
- 对吧? 泰德 - 谢了 大卫 - Isn't that right, Ted? - Thanks, David.
巴纳兹先生很爱开玩笑 Mr. Basner loves to kid.
- 有什麽困难吗? - 我们要用哪种椅子? - What's the dilemma? - What kind of chair do we use?
- 有哪几种椅子? - 对不起? - What kind are there? - Excuse me?
- 怎麽了? -爸 - What? - Dad.
走吧 Come on.
放回去! 快放回去! Put it back. Put it back!
真丢脸... 对不起 Shame on you. I'm sorry.
上车 Get in the car.
- 裘比托戴是个组头 - 你不知道裘比托戴 - Cubitode is a bookie. - You don't know him.
- 他说的是膝盖 - 他们不会为75元打烂膝盖的 - He's talking about kneecaps. - They don't break kneecaps for $ 75.
你替你妈买了一辆车 难道我的膝盖不值75元? You bought your mother a car! Aren't my knees worth $75?!
我们昨天不是做过了吗? Didn't we do that yesterday?
- 什麽? - 我需要一个清洁妇 - What? - I need a cleaning lady.
你忘了我的生日 You missed my birthday.
他们有去赛马场的... They have buses out to the track.
我有麻烦了 I've got a problem.
- 狗狗想打招呼 - 我知道现在是凌晨两点 - The dog wants to say hi. - I know it's 2 am.
妈 AA是戒酒协会 妳要找的是AAA Mom, the AA helps alcoholics. You need AAA.
对不起 打扰你了 I'm sorry I bothered you.
我是让他没面子的老爸 I'm the father he's ashamed of.
- 爸在7线 妈在8线 - 我本来正在开会 - Father's on 7, mother's on 8. - I was in a meeting!
不要让我等 Don't put me on hold.
在他开会之前我就认识他了 I knew him before he had conferences!
- 又是你妈 - 够了 - Your mother again. - That's it.
- 我不行了 - 爸在4线 - I can't. - Dad on 4.
- 我是你妈 - 我会尽快过去 - I'm your mother. - I'll go as soon as I can!
你1小时前才打过电话 You just called an hour ago!
- 是谁? - 是我 大卫! 快点开们 - Who is it? - David, come on, open up.
- 他们快把我逼疯了 - 谁? - They're driving me crazy. - Who?
我的父母 我能进来吗? My folks. Can I come in?
- 现在是半夜 - 拜託 我知道 - It's midnight. - Please. I know.
他们快把我逼疯了! They're driving me crazy!
- 最好是很重要... - 一切都成真了 - This better be... - Everything is coming true.
- 你喝酒了吗? - 只喝了一点 没喝很多 - Have we been drinking? - Just a little, not too much.
都是些 " 去帮我拿乾洗衣物 帮我买日常用品... It's "get my dry cleaning, help with groceries...
我不能开车 送我去这裡 大卫这个... 大卫那个..." ...I can't drive, take me here, David. David, David, David."
这已经影响导我的工作了 唐娜 It's affecting my work, Donna.
我好像是个瑞典打工留学生 I feel like a Swedish au pair boy.
我替我妈买了隻狗 I got Mom a dog.
- 唐娜? 亲爱的? - 等一下 - Donna? Sweetheart? - Just a minute.
大卫 我不是一个人了 David, I'm not alone.
坐在这裡不要动! Sit here and stay calm.
别动 Stay.
别动 Stay!
我听到鼓声 怎麽回事了? What's happening? I heard drumming.
- 一个老朋友有麻烦了 - 现在? - An old friend is having a problem. - Now?
- 他父母离婚了 - 他几岁了? - His parents have split up. - Well, how old is he?
他需要找人谈谈 He needs to talk.
抱歉这样闯进来 I apologize for barging in like this.
对不起! 别担心 不会太久 I'm sorry. I won't be long.
- 他喝醉了 - 我只喝了几杯威士忌 - He's drunk. - I just had a couple scotches.
我认识你! 我们见过 I know you! We met!
你是心理系的... 罗兰... You're in Psychology. Roland...
- 是罗伯特 - 罗伯特 你没穿衣服 - Robert! - Robert, you're naked.
我来的时机很差 I came at a real bad time!
- 你知道她喜欢什麽吗? - 大卫 - You know what she likes? - David!
- 我会杀了你 - 我在跟罗伯特讲话 - I'll kill you! - I'm talking with Robert!
我们在高中时喜欢这样 有时候是这样 We were like this in high school. Sometimes like this.
我们以前固定约会... 我喜欢她 We used to go steady. I like her.
她的精力充沛 你知道她的中间名叫缪德莉吗? She's got a lot of energy. Her middle name is Mildred.
- 唐娜缪德莉马汀 - 大卫! 我会使用这武器 - Donna Mildred Martin! - David, I will use this weapon!
我在谈由我父母引起的精神崩溃 I'm talking about the nervous breakdown caused by my parents!
- 还记得我生气的声音吗? - 我是独子... 他们分手了... - Remember my angry voice? - I'm an only child. Their breakup...
- 滚出去! 滚出去! - 我是说他们不... - Get out! Get out! - I mean, they don't...
等一下! 不要起来 Wait, don't get up!
- 她会让你恢復情绪 - 这样不公平! - She'll put you back in the mood. - That is not fair!
妳的朋友有未纾解的冲突 Your friend has unresolved conflicts.
罗伯特 不要说那些心理分析的屁话... 拜託 Don't give me that psychoanalytic bullshit, please.
我一生的努力被妳当成屁话? 很高兴妳说出来了... 我要走了 My life's endeavors are bullshit? Glad this came up. I should go.
不! 请不要走! 对不起 No, don't go, please. I'm sorry.
给我一分钟跟他谈谈 Just give me a minute with him.
只要一分钟... 我保证 Just a minute, promise.
我不相信 I don't believe it.
妳来留着这张照片 这些孩子上哪去了? You've still got it. Where are these kids, huh?
大卫巴兹纳... 游泳校队 高三的财政管理... David Basner, the swim team, junior class treasurer...
还有唐娜马汀... 戏剧社 我们小镇中的爱蜜莉 ...and Donna Martin, drama club. Emily, Our Town.
西城故事中的玛丽亚 Maria, West Side Story.
所有高中的黄金时刻 美妙极了 Golden high school moments. Fabulous.
大卫 我想谈谈今晚的事 I'd like to talk about tonight.
- 你听到我大叫了吗? - 我无法想像妳跟别人在一起 - Did you hear me? - I can't think of you with another.
你从来也没问过 You never ask.
对不起 但我们不能再这样下去 I'm sorry, but we can't do this anymore.
我要找谁说话? 妳是我的好友 Who am I gonna talk to? You're my pal.
我不要那种关係 I don't want to be that.
我要继续过生活... 我要真正的关係 I want to move on. I want a relationship.
- 罗伯特? - 跟罗伯特或其他任何人... - Robert? - With Robert, or someone else...
妳换了髮型吗? You change your hair?
- 一定有什麽不一样 - 没有 - Something is different. - No.
这件浴袍是新的吗? Is the bathrobe new?
- 是就的 你以前看过的 - 不 我没看过 - It's old. You've seen it before. - No, I haven't.
- 你还穿过 - 我穿的是粉红色的 - You wore it! - I wore the pink one.
这件就是粉红色的 This is pink.
你穿着它真好看 You looked great in it.
让我穿穿看 Well, let me try it on.
- 我想看看合不合身 - 听我说 - I want to see if it fits. - Listen!
我不能再做你的情绪垃圾桶 I won't be your emotional pit stop anymore.
妳不想在当情绪垃圾桶 An emotional pit stop, you won't be that anymore.
情绪垃圾桶 好棒的形容话 An "emotional pit stop." That's beautiful!
是罗伯特教妳的词吗? 情绪垃圾桶? Did Robert tell you this kind of term?
比如... 检查引擎盖底下 检查我的心脏和精神状态? Like check under the hood, and examine my heart and mental attitude?
我过得还好吗? 我感到安全吗? 这一类的事? And how I'm doing? How secure I feel, and all that?
太可爱了 那就是心理学 对吧? It's lovely. That's psychology, isn't it?
" 心理分析屁话 " "Psychoanalytical bullshit"...
我想这是妳形容最贴切的 ...I think you described it.
我会记得那句话 罗伯特也穿这件浴袍吗? I'll remember that. Does Robert wear the robe?
回家吧 大卫 Go home, David.
我只是不能开车 我还是可以到处逛 I just can't drive. I can get around okay.
- 你是这样看赛马表的 - 我喜欢这表格 - You read the racing form like this. - I like the charts.
你的眼睛要沾到油墨了 It's giving you ink stains on your eyeballs.
- 我们走 - 好吧 - So let's go. - All right.
我会上去但我要自己去 I'll go up, but I'm going up alone.
你的车停在拖吊区 在你拿到罚单前赶快开走 Now, you're in a loading zone. Get going.
你说你会去看医生 可是你并没有去 You were to see a doctor, and you didn't.
我只是想确定一下 I want to make sure.
大卫! 不要害我丢脸 Don't, David. Don't embarrass me.
他们会以为我是那种无法照顾自己的老人 They'll think I can't take care of myself.
- 但我想知道一生怎麽说 - 没问题 - I wanna know what the doctor says. - Certainly.
打电话给我 Call me.
- 好 - 打电话给我 - All right. - Call me.
等一下! 我有在计时 Wait a minute! I had this thing timed.
桥升上去了 我哪也去不了... 等一下! The bridge is up, I couldn't go. Whoa, wait!
把罚单给我... 很好 Give me the ticket.
我想你没把车拖走一定很失望 I bet you're upset you didn't get to tow it.
那样可以让你快乐一天 That would have made your day.
我宁愿回自己的床上睡 I'd rather sleep in my own bed.
我没带换洗衣物 I don't have a change of clothes.
你在担心明天的事吗? Are you worried about tomorrow?
我们拍过很多广告片 明天蒙着眼睛都办得到 We've shot a lot of commercials. We could do it blindfolded.
是实上... As a matter of fact...
我们何不叫导演蒙着眼睛 ...why don't we actually shoot this commercial...
拍广告片算了? ...with the director blindfolded?
这是个玩笑 这是个玩笑... 雪诺安 This is a joke. This is a joke, Cheryl Ann.
我开玩笑的 I'm making a joke.
你真可爱 You're cute.
去睡一下 Get some sleep.
喂? Hello?
乔乔 怎麽了? Hi, Jo-Jo. What's going on?
喝了3杯啤酒 10个篮外空心球 Three beers and 10 air balls.
谢谢通知我 Thanks for calling.
- 妳的动作很漂亮 - 谢谢 - You've got very nice moves. - Thank you.
我以前是圣玛莉学校校队 I played for St. Mary's.
可误 Shoot!
我没投中 I missed.
- 比数多少了? - 妳赢我两分 - What's the score? - You're up by two.
- 嗨! 大卫 - 嗨! 妈 - Hi, David. - Hi, Mom.
这是我儿子 This is my son.
你告诉我 有时候你会来这裡 说这裡的人都很好 You told me you come here, that the people are nice.
妈 把妳的鞋子穿上 从练球场出来 Put on your shoes, and come out of the cage.
谁会跟妈这样说话的? Who says that to their mother?
- 谢谢你 威灵顿先生 - 我叫洛伊德 - Thank you, Mr. Wellington. - Lloyd.
- 我今晚去约会了 - 跟洛伊德? - I went on a date tonight. - With Lloyd?
他只是朋友... 我好渴 He's just a friend. I am so thirsty.
- 我请你喝一杯 - 洛伊德的口水流到你鞋子上了 - I'll buy you a drink. - Lloyd drooled on your shoes.
我去约会了... I went out on a date...
跟一个我在瑜珈课认识的小儿科医生 ...with a pediatrician I met in yoga class...
他叫贝索尔医生 ...Dr. Bedsole.
我们玩得很高兴 We had a wonderful time.
我们看了场电影还吃了寿司 真的玩得很开心 We went to a movie and had some sushi. It was a great time.
听起来很好 Sounds great.
那你为什麽还哭着找我? So why were you crying and looking for me?
艾德贝索尔... Ed Bedsole...
他亲了我... ...kissed me...
而我确吓坏了 ...and I got scared.
为什麽会吓坏妳? Why should that scare you?
因为我不知道如何反应 I just didn't know how to respond.
我不知道自己是喜欢还是讨厌那种感觉 I didn't know if I liked it or hated it.
已经很久没有人那麽做了 No one's done that in a long time.
你爸好多年都没有亲我 连碰都不碰 Your father hasn't kissed me for years. Nothing.
30年来什麽都没有 没有爱、 没有激情 一无所有 For 30 years there was nothing. No love, no passion. Nothing.
他从不曾离开 他一直都在 He never left. He was always there.
只会吃饭、 睡觉、 上厕所 To eat. And sleep. And go to the toilet.
他有外遇 大家都知道 He cheated on me. Everyone knew that.
他羞辱我 你知道吗? He humiliated me. Do you know that?
妳从来没说过什麽 妳为什麽不告诉我? You never said anything. Why didn't you tell me?
当时你只是个小孩 You were just a little boy.
你老是说些好笑的事 然后就跑到房子外了 You said your funny things, and ran out of the house.
之后 当你搬走了... Then, when you moved away...
你也不常回家 ...you didn't come around much.
圣诞节、 我生日时送花来 Christmas, and flowers on my birthday.
- 桃红色的玫瑰 - 还有母亲节时打电话给我 - Coral-pink roses. - And a Mother's Day call.
还有一次是从夏威夷 Once from Hawaii.
我现在在妳身边了 Well, I'm here now.
我知道你现在在我身边 I know you're here now.
我有机会可以谈论这件事 但我觉得很难堪 I have a chance to talk about this, but I am embarrassed.
这不是母亲该对儿子说的事 A mother shouldn't say this to her son.
我希望自己是个更好的母亲 大卫 I wish I'd been a better mother, David.
- 妳做得很好 - 不... - You did fine. - No.
我想做得更好 I wanted to do better.
我做得称不上很好 I didn't even do fine.
我想为你做更多 I wanted to do more for you.
我得去上一下洗手间 I'm going to the ladies' room.
你疯了吗? 现在是清晨4点 Are you crazy? It's four in the morning.
你告诉我... 你到底对她做了什麽? You just tell me. What did you do to her?
- 对谁? - 妈害怕别的男人 - To who? - Mom's afraid of other men.
你到底做了什麽? What the hell did you do?
我给她一个姓... 那就是我做的 I gave her a name. That's what I did.
我给了她一个儿子 I gave her a son.
我供给她36年的食物和衣服 I gave her food and clothes for 36 years.
- 我做得很不错 - 你曾经说过你爱她吗? - I did pretty good. - Did you ever say you loved her?
那不关你的屁事 That's none of your goddamn business!
是! 那是我的事 Yeah, it is my business.
你背着我妈有外遇 让她觉得肮髒 You cheated on my mom. Then you made her feel dirty.
你没有权力跟我这样说话 You have no right to talk to me like that.
那是你妈跟我之间的事 跟你一点关係都没有 That's between your mother and me, not you.
我在这房子长大 我虐待了我20年 I grew up in this house! You kicked my ass for years!
你现在看来表现得还不错 Now you're doing pretty good.
你有一辆吉普车、 有钱 你有很多马子 You got a jeep, money, and you're boffing everything.
我也不是全错 I did something right.
我是大人你就认同我了? 小时候你从没有认同过我 Now that I'm an adult you approve? You never did when I was a kid!
我完全不知道你在说什麽 当时你只是个多愁善感的孩子 I never knew what you were saying! You were a moody little shit!
每次我想上厕所 你都在为海马举行丧礼 Whenever I took a pee, you'd have a seahorse funeral!
你为什麽不给我滚出去? Why don't you get the hell out of here?
告诉我 你对我妈做了什麽? Tell me what you did to my mother.
你想知道 我就告诉你 You want to know, so I'll tell you.
从我们蜜月的第一个晚上开始 From the first night on our honeymoon...
她像块溼破布一样摊在那裡 ...she laid there like a wet rag.
她是性冷感 大卫 你妈妈是性冷感 She was frigid, David. Your mother was frigid.
- 她不愿意照我的要求去做 - 她什麽都不知道 - She wouldn't do what I asked of her. - She didn't know.
她才从基督教学校毕业 那让她有排斥感 Just out of Catholic school, it repulsed her!
当你上床... 当你上床时 你会希望好好享受一番 When you go to bed... When you go to bed, you want to have fun.
我是她丈夫... 该死! 我只是要一点欢愉 I was her husband, goddamn it! I wanted some pleasure!
所以我出去寻求慰藉 So I went out and got it someplace else.
没错 你当然那麽做 Yeah, of course you did.
你的命根子是你最好的朋友 Your best friend is your dick!
这是向谁学的? And where did I learn that?
太好了! 看来我们4个可以找一天约出去吃午餐 Great! Us four will go out to lunch someday!
你到处捻花惹草 把这裡当成供吃住的宿舍 You ran around and acted like this was a boarding house!
我就是在这宿舍裡长大的 I grew up in a boarding house, Dad!
谢谢你! 我终于知道你对妈和我做了什麽 Thank you. I found out what you did to us.
等一下! 你给我等一下! Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
真的很不幸 It was very tough...
我对你做了那麽多可怕的事 ...all of those dreadful things I did.
但我也是这样长大的 且我已经尽力去做了 That's how I was brought up. And I did the best I could! 1049
明天我要拍一支有关家庭的广告 Tomorrow I'm doing a commercial with a family...
所有人都彼此关爱 ...that loves each other.
这是我捏造的 I'm faking it.
我是蜜雪儿威尔森 请叫我蜜希 I'm Michelle Wilson. Call me Mishi.
我们的监视器常常出问题 Often we have problems with our monitors.
看到跳动的黑条纹吗? See that bouncing black bar?
如果你那麽弄会有所帮助 它就会不见 It helps when you go like that. It disappears.
不是那样... 一上一下 Not like that. Up and down.
- 准备好了吗? - 我们不能再那裡看吗? - Ready? - Can't we watch there?
- 当然可以 - 请安静 - Sure. - Quiet, please.
我们正在拍 We're rolling.
- 柯隆尼尔航空 4-8 第一次 - 打板 - Colonial Airlines, 4-8, take 1. - Mark.
下雪 伯尼 Snow, Bernie.
开拍 And... action!
我们从到一个寒冷的天气拉出 We pull back on a cold day.
我们看到奶奶坐在火炉旁 We see Grandma by the hearth...
这时候 电话铃响了 ...and the phone rings.
卡! 卡! Cut! Cut!
卡? 妳喊卡吗? Cut?! Did you say cut?
我是导演 只有我才能喊卡 I'm the director! Only I say "action" and "cut."
学着说 " 开拍 " Learn to say "action"...
既然妳已经知道 " 卡 " 了 ...since you know "cut."
妳听到我的话没? Do you hear me?
我们怎麽办? 这个女人喝醉了 What will we do? She's drunk.
我知道 罗杰? I know. Roger?
- 你已经拍过酒醉驾车了 - 没错 - You already did a drunk-driving spot. - Yeah.
告诉你一个选角的诀窍 A little casting tip:
下次僱用女演员 找个清醒的 Next time, hire a sober actress.
请别在客户面前吵架 Not next to the clients.
你用不着用扩音器 You don't need a bullhorn!
她重听 She's hard of hearing.
又醉又聋? 她怎麽知道自己得到这工作? Drunk and deaf? How'd she know to show up?
这位女演员不是我僱的 先生 I did not hire this actress.
不要这麽暴躁 大卫 Don't be so testy.
她的脸最符合航空公司的要求 This is the face that they want.
- 所以我们要把它完成 - 是的 我们一定会 - So we will make it work. - Yes, yes, we will.
倒些咖啡... 随便都好 Pour coffee down... Whatever.
- 替我倒杯咖啡 - 是的 先生 - Get me some coffee. - Yes, sir.
我们有无咖啡因的咖啡吗? Do we have decaf?
雪太厚了... 在练习一下 伯尼 This snow is too thick. Practice, Bernie.
- 我爸约我们吃午餐 - 我没有时间吃午餐 - My father wants to have lunch. - I don't have time for lunch.
伯尼 我们能不能用片状的雪花呢? Bernie, can we make actual flakes?
只有个小问题 杯子溼了就会很滑手 Just a little problem. The cup was wet and it slipped.
她是一位甜美的老太太 我们先放过她吧 She's so sweet. We'll give her a break.
我带各位去看看另一个场景 I want to show you the other stage now.
你在干嘛? 滚出去 What are you doing? Get out of here.
小孩在哪裡? 他还在学校吗? Where's the kid? He's still in school?
等他们安排好了 你们可以再来看 You can step out while they set up.
- 这是什麽? - 一隻家猫... 你要更野性的吗? - What's this? - A housecat. You want it more exotic?
- 我们从哪弄来的家猫? - 罗杰要我去弄隻猫 - Where did we get a cat? - Roger said get a cat.
把猫扔了 罗杰! 把牠赶出去 Lose the cat. Roger! Get it out of here!
- 一隻猫? - 她可以跟猫道别 - A cat? - She could say goodbye to the cat.
- 噢 那倒是个好点子 - 没错 - Oh. That's a good idea. - Yeah.
我们可以拍一支广告... 老奶奶... Let's do one about a grandma...
她在寒冬中将一隻猫抛弃在寒冷的房子裡 ...who abandons a cat in winter...
她老去跟孙子们欢喜团聚 ...so she can romp with her grandkids!
我们可以拍些猫咪 努力抓门出去找食物的镜头 We can show the cat trying to claw its way out to get food!
还有什麽动物... Are there more animals...
可以让老奶奶虐待的呢? ...that Grandma can torture?
或许用火烤松鼠之类的事? Maybe put a squirrel in the fire?
我们还想干广告这行吗? 不行! Do we want to work in advertising? No!
- 你在看什麽? - 把这个用槌子砸了 - What're you looking at? - Go smash this.
- 大家休息一下 - 不要休息... 今天没什麽进展 - Let's take a break. - We haven't had too many!
- 这些人是... - 放轻鬆 - What are these people... - Just relax!
好了! 是我! 可以了! Come on! It's me! Come on!
你为什麽不回家去呢? Why don't you just go home, huh?
- 到底有什麽问题? - 对不起... 我过了很糟的一夜 - What's the problem? - I'm sorry. I had a bad night.
对不起 I'm sorry.
- 跟个不行的上了床? - 不是那种事 - You laying some bad pipe? - It's nothing like that.
是我老爸 My old man.
我跟我老爸不说话 所以我不了解 I don't talk to mine, so I don't know.
你还记得我们在邮件室工作的时候吗? Do you remember when we worked in the mailroom?
我们发现自己被开除了 所以就把所有的邮件搅碎掉 We found out that we were fired, so we shredded the mail.
看看我们现在 Look at us now, huh?
这些人真的认为我们了解自己的工作 These people actually think we know our job.
这是个笑话 对吧? It's a laugh. Isn't it?
好了啦! 我们曾经说过只要好玩 我们就会做 Come on, we said we'd do it as long as it was fun.
你为什麽不回家去或是去林肯公园呢? Why don't you go home, go to Lincoln Park?
让我处理一切 这不过是支广告片罢了 Let me take care of things. It's just a commercial.
让我看看你的眼睛 Let me see those eyes.
对... 好吧! Right. All right.
咖啡? Coffee?
- 对不起 - 要小心注意所有细节 - Sorry. - Just keep an eye on things.
- 他会回来吗? - 我不知道 - Is he coming back? - I don't know.
他叫我注意一切细节 He told me to keep an eye on things.
- 韦恩小姐还要... - 稿子... 我知道 - Ms. Wayne wants the... - The copy. I know.
你不再开玩笑了 You don't make jokes anymore.
妳喜欢那些玩笑? You liked those jokes?
对 Yeah.
我也一样 So did I.
爸? Hey, Dad?
爸? Dad?
拜託... 爸... Come on, Dad...
好啦... 我道歉 All right. I'm sorry.
我打了一个星期电话 我厌倦你挂我电话了 I called all week. I'm tired of you hanging up.
我买了一些日用品 爸 I bought some groceries, Dad.
妈像殭尸一样呆坐着 Mom is sitting like a zombie...
试图从她的约会中恢復过来 ...recovering from her date.
我甚至连你在裡面做什麽都不知道 I don't know what you're doing in there.
今晚让我带你出去玩玩吧? Let me take you out, huh?
地方任妳挑 我们去听你喜欢的音乐 You pick the place. We'll listen to music.
那是爵士乐 对吧? 爵士乐? That's jazz, right? Jazz music?
好啦! Come on!
难道你不觉得好听吗? Doesn't that do something to you?
- 难道你不觉得好听吗? - 不觉得 - Doesn't that do something to you? - No.
- 可以回家了吗? 已经清晨4点了 - 什麽清晨4点? - Can we go? It's four in the morning. - What four in the morning?
你的新眼镜呢? Where are your new glasses?
我的鞋掉在某个地方 I lost my slipper someplace.
爸 你的新眼镜呢? Dad? Where are your new glasses?
送去修了! 戴起来很不舒服 They're being fixed. They didn't fit right.
今晚就到此结束 ...that's about it for tonight.
等一下 康雷! 在演奏一次 Wait a minute, Conrad. One more time.
麦克斯 饶了我们吧 都打烊了 Max, give us a break.
我还没喝够呢 I haven't even drank my minimum.
好吧! 在为你弹一次 All right, one more time.
" 圣者降临时 " 1、 2、1... "When the Saints." One, two, one.
你没有进去 You didn't go in.
你没有进去看医生 对吧? You didn't go in to see the doctor, did you?
我去替你找鞋 然后我要送你回家 I'll get your goddamn slipper. Then I'm taking you home.
我不要待在这个破烂医院裡 I'm not staying in this lousy hospital!
我感觉很好! 我要回家 I'm feeling fine! I'm going home!
我不要坐轮椅! 我不要坐轮椅! Let me out of this chair! Let me out of this chair!
让我起来! Let me out of this thing!
放开你的手! 不然我告你执医不当 Get your hand off! I'll claim malpractice!
我来处理 I'll handle it.
- 你甚麽都不能处理 - 必须马上开刀... 明天一早... - You'll handle nothing! - It has to be tomorrow.
明天个屁! 我才不会在这裡 Tomorrow, bullshit! I won't be here!
如果有人碰我的脚 我会打烂他的脑袋 If anybody touches my legs, I'll brain the son of a bitch!
你别无选择 You've got no choice!
我就知道他会找到不对劲 I knew he'd find something wrong!
不对劲的是你! 换上这个 Something is wrong with you! Put this on.
我不会穿那件衣服 屁股会露出来! I won't! Your ass hangs out!
不要趴着睡觉! So sleep on your back!
不要把东西挂起来 因为我要走了 Don't hang anything up, because I'm getting out of here!
别告诉他的朋友 他不想让他们知道 Don't tell any of his friends. He doesn't want them to know.
情况有多严重? How serious is it?
他可能要截肢 He could lose his legs.
至少两隻脚都得少掉一部分 Definitely parts of both feet.
但他可以活下来? But he'll live?
医生跟我说执医不当的废话 Doctor gave me the malpractice bullshit.
他说那是个大手术... He said that it's a major operation...
像爸这种年纪和健康状况的病人... ...that with patients of Dad's age and condition...
可能因为麻醉和休克而产生有併发症 ...complications could set in because of the anesthesia and shock.
那表示他可能会... That means that he could...
表示他可能会死 他可能没命... He could die. He could cash it in...
他可能会挂... ...kick the bucket.
他可能会离开这世界 He could shuffle loose the mortal coil.
好了 大卫... 够了 All right, David! That's enough.
我知道他病了 I knew he was sick.
他也知道自己病了 Oh, well, he knew he was sick too.
但你不会因为糖尿病而死 But you don't die from diabetes.
如果放着不管就会! 妈 You do if you let it go this long, Mom.
那是这个国家第3大死亡原因 It's the number three cause of death in this country.
我从医院的传单中看到的 I read this in a pamphlet at the hospital.
会搞成今天这样并不是我的错 It's not my fault that it went this far.
他知道自己病了却不去看医生 He knew. He didn't see a doctor.
他是个大人了... 我不能逼他去 He is a grown man. I couldn't make him go.
他在早餐前一定要抽雪茄 He smokes cigars before breakfast!
那也不是我的错 It's not my fault.
我知道 妈 I know, Mom.
- 我替你做法式吐司 - 不用... 我上班要迟到了 - Let me make you French toast. - No, I'm late for work.
从你门家到我们家 Your home to our home
到他们家 To their home
柯隆尼尔航空 Colonial Airlines
是你在空中的... Your home in the...
...家 ...sky
有任何问题吗? Are there any questions?
我们新买了3架巨无霸客机 We've just bought three jumbo aircrafts.
你并没有提到这一点 You didn't mention them.
我们为添购新机感到兴奋 We're excited about the acquisition.
但跟其他机队来比那只是一小部分 But it's a tiny part of the fleet compared to others.
我们表现你们的短程航班 We showed that you have more short flights...
比其他公司多 下一个问题? ...than any other carrier. Next question?
我们拥有优良飞安纪录 但你一点也没有提到 We have a perfect safety record. You didn't say that.
那可能会造成反效果 It could backfire.
大家会认为那不过是运气 总有一天会用完的 People think it's luck and wonder when it will run out.
这可用在其他方面 不适用在大众市场... 不确定性太高了 We'll use it, but not in mass market. It's too iffy.
假设我们坚持呢? Suppose we insisted.
- 我会拒绝 - 如果你不能拒绝呢? - I'd say no. - Lf you couldn't?
我会退出... 那不是好策略 我不愿意负这种责任 I'd walk away. It's a bad move. I won't be responsible.
很好... 谁在乎飞安纪录? Good enough. Who cares about safety records?
这个人要做的是行销 This man has a campaign to do.
我相信这支广告一定能够打败其他公司 This campaign will knock them on their duff!
你有1小时的时间到机场跟我碰面 You've got an hour to meet me at the airport.
我们今天下午在纽约要举行最后的提案说明 We have the presentation in New York.
对... 就是今天 Oh, yeah, that would be today.
抱歉 我不能去 I'm sorry, I can't make it. Mustard.
什麽? What?
我不去... 我父亲生病了 I'm not going. My father is ill.
那就送他去医院 Well, put him in a hospital.
办好了! 但他马上要开刀 我想陪着他 I did. But he needs surgery, and I want to be there.
为什麽? Why?
我说我们要开会 I said we have a meeting.
我听见你说了两遍 我也告诉你 我不去 I heard you, twice. I told you I'm not going.
- 查理卡加斯在哪裡? - 他在洛杉矶 - Where's Charlie Gargas? - In Los Angeles.
打电话给他 Call him.
- 他今天下午就会回... - 现在! - He'll be back this... - Now!
伍利吉先生 泰德盖勒可以去 Mr. Woolridge, Ted Geller can go.
- 我僱用的是你 - 他对这支广告也很熟 - I hired you. - He's familiar with it.
妳能跟他谈谈吗? Can you talk to him?
巴兹纳 你必须为我们董事做提案说明 Basner, you have to make the presentation to our board.
你有好医生 你用不陪的你的父亲着 You have good doctors, you don't have to stay.
没错 但我就是要陪 No, I don't, but I'm going to.
你不去纽约? You're not going to New York?
我不去纽约 I'm not going to New York.
听着! 我是很认真的 我已经受够了 Look, I'm serious. I've had enough of this.
如果你想要这个客户... If you want this...
你就给我站起来... 打包行李 ...you'll get up off your ass, get packed...
我要开始计数 I'm counting now.
1! One!
2! Two!
-3! - 天阿 - Three! - Jesus Christ!
4! Four!
- 他真的在计数 - 5! 6! - He really is counting. - Five! Six!
这是20世纪 我可不是... This is the 20th century. Sir, I'm not...
你农场裡的乡巴佬 ...a shit-kicker from your farm.
10! Ten!
我的工作完毕! 带我的幕僚去 Look, I'm done! Take my stuff!
你想怎样都好 Do what you want...
但我不会去的 ...but I'm not going!
还有你再也不要碰我 And don't you ever fucking touch me again!
开除他! Fire him.
好一场难看的表演 Quite a show.
安可时你想做什麽? 放火烧房子吗? What do you do for an encore? Burn down a building?
妳刚刚是在开玩笑吗? Did you just make a joke?
妳在开玩笑对吧? 妳开了一个玩笑 You did, didn't you? You made a joke.
虽然不是很好笑 但是妳开了一个玩笑 Not a great joke, but you made a joke.
雪若安 Cheryl Ann!
妳将火爆场面淡化了 真是太幽默了 You made light of a heavy situation! Sense of humor!
妳做到了 妳真有幽默感 You do, you have one.
我很辛苦的跟你合作 I worked damn hard on this with you.
我以为我是跟专业人士合作 I thought that you were a professional.
我对工作的奉献跟妳一样 I'm as committed as you.
我要去纽约而你却留下来 I'm going to New York. You're staying.
- 我们有不同的优先选择 - 我们显然是这样 - We have different priorities. - We do.
我跟妳一样很惊讶 我以为我们是同类人 I'm surprised too. I thought we were the same.
那是多麽另人失望 我们曾是最佳团队 That's what's sad. We were a good team.
我每天早上都期待看到你 I looked forward to seeing you every morning.
想像你穿什麽... 说什麽... Wondering what you'd wear, what you'd say...
你又要怎麽逗弄我... ...and how you were gonna tease me...
还有我们如何找时间做爱 ...and when we'd find time to make love.
你让所有累人的时光变得有趣 You made all of these exhausting hours fun.
我会想念这些的 这是很难才得遇到的 That I'm gonna miss. It's hard to find.
我会想念你的 大卫 I'll miss you, David.
非常想念 Very much.
你被开除了 You're fired.
妳知道我也喜欢跟妳在一起 You know, I liked being with you too.
总有一天 妳会成为大企业的总裁 You're gonna make a lucky corporation one hell of a CEO.
韦恩小姐 妳的礼车在楼下等 Ms. Wayne, your limo's waiting.
我衷心希望你父亲平安 I do hope your father's okay.
我的稿子呢? Where are my copies?
在我桌上... 我到那裡跟妳碰面 On my desk, I'll meet you there.
请你出去好吗? 我正在创做 Hey, will you get out? I'm creating.
这样才有最佳表现 出去! This is where I do my best work. Get out!
噢! 是老板 Oh, it's only the boss.
我刚才在睡觉 I was sleeping.
抱歉我在洛杉矶 我错过了火爆场面 I'm sorry I was gone. I missed the fireworks.
你知道洛杉矶每个人都有奇怪的髮色吗? You know everyone in L.A. Has odd-colored hair?
我还看到有人用画的 I saw someone that drew it in.
我还在这买假髮 我永远搞不懂洛杉矶 Here I am buying hair. I'll never understand L.A.
我们失去客户了吗? Did we lose the account?
没有 我安抚了伍利吉 No, I calmed Woolridge down.
我告诉他 我会把你从飞机上扔出去... I told him that I'd throw you out of a plane...
你知道... 就是平时的惩罚 ...you know, the usual punishment.
我可不是凭空被升为合伙人 I'm not a partner by accident.
我会向你道歉 查理 但我不会跟其他人道歉 I'll apologize to you. But not to anyone else.
要处理这一切是很辛苦的 It's been hard to deal with all of this.
大家都是如此 Join the club.
到了后期... At the end...
我将我爸安置在疗养院 那是伊利诺州最好的一间 ...my dad was in a home. It was the best in Illinois.
我太忙了 没有太多机会去看他 I was too busy to visit him much.
但我认为他被照顾得很好 But I figured he was well cared-for.
他是有点衰老但并不严重 He was a little senile. Not much.
终于 我有时间去看他了... When I got around to seeing him...
但到他死之前都没有认出我来 ...he didn't recognize me until he died.
他不记得我是谁了 He didn't remember who I was.
我以为你会是个完美的儿子 查理 I thought you'd be the perfect son, Charlie.
他们告诉我只有一个这样的人 No, they tell me there was only one of those guys.
你照顾你必须照顾的人 You take care of what you've got...
伍利吉的事我来处理 ...l'll take care of Woolridge.
谢谢 Thanks.
我从家裡替你带了点东西 I brought you some stuff from home.
好了 都弄好了 Okay, all finished.
谢谢你 哈维... 等一下 Thank you, Harvey. Wait a minute.
送你一隻笔 Here. Have a pen.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir. Thank you.
- 不客气 - 再见 - You're welcome. - Bye-bye.
你会没事的 You'll be fine.
只要你不是我的医生 Just as long as you aren't my doctor.
少来... 我也可能会是个好医生 Come on, I could have been a great doctor.
你做什麽都会很好 You could have been a great anything.
我今天工作很忙 Today was crazy at work.
但来是来了 我得先回家换个衣服 But I'll be here. I'm gonna go...
清洗一下... ...get cleaned up...
明天我一定会来这 等你开刀出来后我会照顾你 ...and I'll be here tomorrow. I'll be here when you get back.
换句话说 你会在这裡 In other words, you'll be here.
你先走吧... 让我可以睡一下 Why don't you go now, so I can sleep.
否则我明天脾气会很暴躁 Or I'll be grumpy tomorrow...
就会无法享受开刀的过程 ...and I won't enjoy the operation.
那麽... 明天见 Well, see you tomorrow.
我已经没有多馀的血了 所以你可以离开了 I don't have any blood left, so you can get out.
我刚好在这附近 I was in the neighborhood.
最近怎样? 妳好吗? What's new? How are you doing?
很好... 我过得很好 Fine. I'm doing fine.
我想信妳的话 I take your word for it.
能请妳些什麽吗? Can I offer you something?
饼乾? 喝杯水? 还是些吗啡? Cookie? Glass of water? Some morphine?
谢谢... 我吃饼乾 Thank you. I'll take a cookie.
那些是大卫买的 David brought them.
那些可口的糖尿病患吃的饼乾 They're that delicious diabetic kind.
他们这裡只让我吃个这个 It's all they'll let me eat around here.
搞不好我明天就会死掉 他们还要我节食 I could be dead tomorrow. They're putting me on a diet.
我还是能逗你笑 对吧? I can still make you laugh, can't I?
只要你愿意就能逗我笑 从开始就是这样 When you wanted to, you could make me laugh. Right from the beginning.
当时我很有魅力 对吧? I was one charming guy, wasn't I?
- 对每个人都是... 除了我妈 - 妈的 - To everybody except my mother. - Shit.
我们算什麽? 麦克斯 What were we, Max?
两个以为只要约会几次 就得结婚的小孩 Two kids who thought if you went on a couple of dates, you got married.
什麽约会几次? 我们一起出去了8、 9次 What couple of dates? We went out eight or nine times!
我们当时有许多欢笑 We had plenty of laughs.
我还尝试着要教你开那部哈德逊老车 I tried to teach you how to drive that old Hudson.
真希望有更多这样的事情 I wish there were more things like that.
更多这样的时刻 More moments.
我们祝在一起很久 麦克斯 但我们连朋友都算不上 We lived together a long time, Max, but we were never friends.
箩琳 妳不知道如何作乐 Lorraine, you didn't know how to have fun.
- 你为什麽不教我? - 我试过 我试过了 - Why didn't you teach me? - I tried.
- 我试了千百次 - 不对... 你只试了几次 - I tried a million goddamn times! - No, just a few times!
-然后你就放弃我了 - 妳也一样 - Then you just gave up on me. - You did the same thing!
当时为何我们不沟通? 麦克斯 Why didn't we talk, Max?
为什麽不将自己的感觉告诉对方? Why didn't we tell each other how we felt?
你知道我们算什麽吗? 麦克斯 Do you know what we were, Max?
我们只是室友 We were roommates.
你这样对待自己真是该死 Goddamn you for doing what you did to yourself!
还有你对我们所做的事 What you did to us.
天! 我们到底怎麽了? 麦克斯 Oh, God, what happened to us, Max?
我很在乎 I cared.
我知道我很在乎 I know I cared.
狗屁 Bullshit.
我来了 爸 I'm here, Dad.
你来了 You're here.
这是宏都拉斯雪茄 爸 It's a Honduran, Dad.
以备他们让你休息一下 抽根菸 In case they give you time for a smoke break.
不好意思 我们得送他进开到房了 Excuse me. We have to take him to surgery now.
你看来非常高雅 查理 拍片进行得很顺利 You look so distinguished, Charlie. It's coming along great.
我们能再补一点妆吗? 他的头顶有点反光 Could we have some makeup? We have a bit of a shine.
谢谢 Thanks.
- 大家都离开... 他要接电话 - 我马上就回来 - Everyone must leave. He has a call. - I'll be back.
- 各位! 休息5分钟 - 谢谢 - Everybody, let's take five minutes. - Thank you.
大卫 他的情况如何? David, how is he?
他失去了脚趾头 还有部分脚掌 He lost his toes and part of one foot...
但他还是可以撑拐杖走路 ...but he can walk again with a cane.
感谢上帝! 情况没有更糟 你何时能回来上班? Thank God it wasn't worse. When are you coming back to work?
你错过我光着头顶拍照的过程 You're missing my photos with a naked head.
我不知道 I don't know.
我真的不知道 查理 I don't know, Charlie.
在我回来之前 你何不将我的客户交给泰德盖勒? Why don't you give my accounts to Ted Geller till I come back.
照顾你父亲会把你逼疯的 Babysitting him will drive you crazy.
或许吧! Well, maybe.
但我想要了解他 But I want to get to know him.
说不定... 或许他也可以了解我一点 You never know, he may get to know me a little too.
祝你好运 Good luck.
谢了 查理 Thanks, Charlie.
把我的窗户留着 Don't give up my window.
再见 Bye-bye.
- 他们很快就会将他抱上床 - 谢谢 - They'll put him to bed soon, sir. - Thank you.
我把冰箱装满了 他回来就有东西可以吃 I filled the refrigerator, so there will be food when he comes home.
我还要把钥匙给你 And I have some keys for you.
你会需要备份钥匙 You'll be needing a second set.
我不会回来了 I won't be coming back.
你父亲或许好不了 大卫 Your father might not get any better, David.
他会需要很多的照顾 He's going to need a lot of care.
我办不到... I can't...
我是说... 他跟我... I mean, he and I, it's just...
我们根本不可能 ...impossible.
就是行不通 It just doesn't work.
我知道 妈 I know, Mom.
你会因此而恨我吗? Do you hate me for that?
不会 No.
我不会恨妳... 妳是我妈 I do not hate you. You're my mom.
打电话给我 Call me.
- 去帮我开车 - 好 - Go get the car. - Yeah.
- 蓝色旅行车 对吧? - 谢谢 - The blue station wagon, right? - Thanks.
找到妳了 I found you.
- 我今天要去医院接麦克斯回家 - 你妈告诉我了 - I'm taking Max home today. - Your mother told me.
- 谢谢妳经常去看他 - 那没什麽 - Thank you for coming around so much. - That's okay.
不客气 You're welcome.
妳的剧场要用? For your theater?
- 学校捐出来的 - 3张椅子都是? - The school donated them. - All three?
这总是个开始 Well, it's a start.
孩子们去替我开车 我把车停在底律特 The kids went to get my car. I parked in Detroit.
你是我约会对象中我父母唯一喜欢的女孩 You're the only girl I dated that my parents liked.
我是你约会对象中你父母唯一见过的女孩 I'm the only girl you dated that your parents ever met.
这样很舒服 This is comfortable.
这样真的很舒服 This is very comfortable.
我也这麽认为 I think so too.
- 你儿子买给你的衣服真好看 - 他时常买东西给我 - Your son bought you a nice outfit. - He's always buying me something.
- 祝你好运! 谢谢你的笔 - 不客气 吉娜 - Good luck. Thanks for the pen. - You're welcome, Gina.
我们要出院了... 帐单也付了 你们有抽佣金吗? We're signed out. Paid the bill. Do you people work on commission?
- 医护工会在电梯那裡 - 谢谢 - The orderly will be at the elevator. - Thank you.
你还好吗? You all right?
那个吉娜真的帮我洗澡 That Gina gives a good sponge.
我们走吧 Let's get out of here.
我绝对想不到 竟会是你陪我度过这一切的 You're the last person I thought would ever come through for me.